Wednesday, July 08, 2009

What a Way to Go

Worker falls into chocolate vat, dies | Philadelphia Inquirer | 07/08/2009: "A temp worker at a Camden chocolate processing plant died this morning after he fell into an eight-foot vat used to mix and melt chocolate."

4 comments:

Jerry House said...

If it had been soup, his last words would probably have been "Um, um good!"

jj solari said...

i heard one reporter say that he was actually in the vat for 3 days hollering but that nobody could spot him. This reporter was promptly and properly FIRED.

Anonymous said...

"I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate. I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate." "Why'd you yell fire ehen you fell into the chocolate?" "Becuse if I yelled chocolate no one would come rescue me." From an old Smothers Brothers song.

Unknown said...

A classic.