BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
Notice how the editor keeps adding things to make her seem dumb....well dumber? Someone is obviously overcompensating.
As always the vivacious and soaringly articulate Miss Hilton demurely decends to earth and walks among the tired and ignorant bolsheviks and graces their proletarian ignorance with her blindingly bright Capitalistic light. At last we can see the distance that separates the civlized world from the backward farm-oriented broze age dismal lifestyle that is Marxist Russia. She will singlehandedly do what 50 years of cold war intrigue could not do: save them from themselves. God bless Paris Hilton, the only force and hope for a future life here on earth that we have.
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