Monday, October 22, 2007

Now THIS is What I Call Good News!

I like to think that the "It's so cool" remark is an intentional pun.

Paris Hilton wants to be frozen with her pets | Herald Sun: "PARIS Hilton is keen to live forever, and wants to be frozen in a cryogenic institute when she dies... along with her pets Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Cinderella.

Paris Hilton wants to be frozen with her beloved pets when she dies.

The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.

She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

The Simple Life star said: 'It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.

'And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.

'My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.' "

7 comments:

Gomer said...

If anything is capable of bringing a temporary halt to the imminent apocalypse Paris Hilton has to be it. I can almost hear God saying, "Whoa: wait a minute, angels; hold off on the fire and brimstone; I gotta see what this woman says or does next. I don't want to miss a damn thing. We'll pick the desolation and ultimate horror back up again once she goes into frozen animation. OK, LET'S BACK OFF!! MICHAEL - GABRIEL - LOWER YOUR SUPERNUKES! RAPHAEL...GET A BEAD ON PARIS AND TELL ME EVERYTHING SHE DOES!! SHE'S FANTASTIC!!!"

Bill Crider said...

You realize, of course, that you and I are the only two people in the world who feel this way.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Talk about leaving our grandchildren a shameful legacy.

jjs said...

What if she dies when she's 90 when she looks like a short shrunken compressed-spined pile of venetian blinds of hanging skin and dehydrated bone-flapping lizard flesh and then ten thousand years later they revive her and can keep her alive forever but everyone else is in a perpetual state of Age 17 and she's the only one on earth who looks like a tiny mudslide of revolting cascading granny skin: think she'd be peeved?

Bill Crider said...

I'm sure she hasn't thought of that. Young whippersnappers always think they'll look the same forever.

Brent McKee said...

And with the Hilton money and improvements in plastic surgery, who knows, maybe she can.

Bill Crider said...

One can hope.