Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Gator Update (Free Bill Warner! Edition)

ImediNews - Retiree sabotages alligator traps: " SUN CITY CENTER, Fla. (UPI) — A Florida retiree has riled other residents at his senior citizens community and wildlife officials by sabotaging alligator traps.

Bill Warner, 80, of Sun City Center faces charges including theft, harassment and sabotage, The Tampa Tribune reported.

He plans to represent himself at his trial next week. I'm defending the damn alligators -- simple as that, he said."

6 comments:

Randy Johnson said...

Except for the 80 part, that could be you, Bill.

Bill Crider said...

And I'm too darn close to the 80 part, too.

gomer said...

And stay offa my wetlands, snake-infested ankle-deep morassy-swamp lawn!!!

Bill Crider said...

Damn right!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

So, Bill, have you set up a legal defense fund for your namesake yet?

Bill Crider said...

The guy's on his own.