Wednesday, November 18, 2015

This Year's Most Cringeworthy Sex Scenes From Books

Here Are This Year's Most Cringeworthy Sex Scenes From Books

8 comments:

Deb said...

Oh God, those are awful! How I miss the days of the passionate kiss followed by fade out. I get the feeling none of these writers find any, for want of a better word, joy in sex. There's certainly none on the page.

Bill Pronzini said...

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around #3 and #7. Hall of Infamy alternative classics, both. Especially the Cohen -- a metaphoric cryptogram that defies solution. By me, anyhow.

mybillcrider said...

Bill, maybe you need to do another GUN IN . . . . book.

Jerry House said...

**cringing**

Jeff Meyerson said...

Her breasts were like young fawns? WTF does that even mean?

No, on second thought I don't even want to know.

Anonymous said...


I may be in the minority but ALL sex scenes read like these to me. They always seem ridiculous.

Bill Pronzini said...

Bill: No GRANDSON OF GIC, sorry to say. Unless some enterprising publisher makes me an offer I can't refuse...

Jeff That's what I meant by insoluble metaphoric cryptogram. Nonsense not worth trying to decipher.

mybillcrider said...

I have the title, Bill, if you do get the offer: SEX GUN IN CHEEK. It can't miss.