Wednesday, November 13, 2013

This Is Exactly Why We Have 911

Wisconsin Man Called 911 Because Sex Partner Was "Snoring Like A Train" In His Bed 

2 comments:

RHovey, CA said...

Funny stuff. As a 911 dispatcher and supervisor for 34 years, I'll confirm that a lot of F***nuts call in with incredible stuff. Not the stuff that dreams are made of, but it always made for stress-relieving conversation in the control center. When I retired, a CD was bestowed upon me: 9-1-1 Greatest Hits, which included many such crazy calls, such as the woman who's "baby" was in distress. After 10 minutes of giving CPR instructions over the phone, baby was determined to be her cat.

Unknown said...

You should write a book.