Thursday, May 02, 2013

Cue "Twilight Zone" Theme Music

Archaeologists Uncover Hundreds of Mysterious Orbs in Ancient Temple: In news that will likely delight Apollo 11 deniers, Roswell frequenters, and Illuminati enthusiasts alike, archaeologists have discovered hundreds of mysterious, once-metallic spheres buried deep beneath an ancient pyramid in Mexico City. And we have absolutely no idea what they're for.

1 comment:

Fred Zackel said...

Christmas tree ornaments. Why? Where do you store yours?