And Keep Off His Lawn!

Chatham man, 85, fends off robber: ‘You’ve got to make a stand’ - Chicago Sun-Times: "While Alexander was watering his front lawn at 82nd and Wabash Thursday, a would-be robber pointed a gun at the 85-year-old and told him to “give it up.” Alexander knocked away the pistol and punched the man in the face, hobbling the bad guy, who ran away — but not before the pistol went off and a bullet hit Alexander in the leg."