Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Local News: "Three Marshall men were arrested Sunday afternoon at Bella Wyatt Park for criminal mischief after the trio were caught 'mud hogging.'

According to police spokeswoman Sonya Johnson, James Edward Brown, 42, Christopher Scott Call, 18, and Scott Desalvo, 19, were arrested at about 3:20 p.m. Sunday after tearing up several sections of grass at the park on East Rusk Street in Marshall.

Johnson said the three men were racing lawnmowers through the mud in the park when a passerby reported the incident to officers."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.