Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Here's the Plot for Your Next Prison Thriller

Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum | HeraldTribune.com: "The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.

According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

One thing you don't want to ask this guy is: "Hey buddy, can I borrow that lip balm?"

Paul.

Deb said...

I didn't realize "routine" cell block searches were so, um, invasive.

Anonymous said...

Prison guards are just NOT paid enough.

Jeff

Seepy Benton said...

At least he kept the receipt.

Cap'n Bob said...

With all that junk there was no room for a gun.