Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum | HeraldTribune.com: "The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.
According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon."
5 comments:
One thing you don't want to ask this guy is: "Hey buddy, can I borrow that lip balm?"
Paul.
I didn't realize "routine" cell block searches were so, um, invasive.
Prison guards are just NOT paid enough.
Jeff
At least he kept the receipt.
With all that junk there was no room for a gun.
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