I liked the one about the muggers and Chuck Norris. What was going through their minds before they fell? Chuck Norris' shoe. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken!
Attacking Chuck Norris knowing that he's Chuck Norris is dumb. Even attacking Chuck Norris not knowing that he's Chuck Norris but just someone who looks like Chuck Norris is pretty risky business.
Still Chuck Norris is 70 now and I think he might have lost a couple of steps. Oh he'll still beat you senseless and break your arms... but I don't think the bones will penetrate the skin anymore.
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I liked the one about the muggers and Chuck Norris. What was going through their minds before they fell? Chuck Norris' shoe. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken!
The Turkish one was pretty sad, but also funny in a horrible way.
Those muggers who messed with Chuck Norris were clearly crazy.
I did love the fact that they thought (sic) "all that TV stuff" was made up.
Jeff
Attacking Chuck Norris knowing that he's Chuck Norris is dumb. Even attacking Chuck Norris not knowing that he's Chuck Norris but just someone who looks like Chuck Norris is pretty risky business.
Still Chuck Norris is 70 now and I think he might have lost a couple of steps. Oh he'll still beat you senseless and break your arms... but I don't think the bones will penetrate the skin anymore.
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