State police in Punxsutawney say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday afternoon."
Hat tip to Fred Zackel.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Wouldn't Anyone Try to Help?
Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum | WOPULAR: "Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a dead opossum along a highway.
State police in Punxsutawney say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday afternoon."
State police in Punxsutawney say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday afternoon."
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Hey, he was just trying to be a good samaritan.
Dead Opossum would be a good name for a rock band.
Jeff
Just because a guy is kissing an opossum people always assume he's drunk.
Maybe the oppossum wasn't dead. Maybe he was playing possum.
Punxsatawney -- maybe he mistook it for a groundhog? He was drunk, after all, and it must be SOP in Punxsatawney to look after the welfare of groundhogs.
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