And what might that be? “Getting to truly show the world my creative ability … while playing … different characters.”
One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”"
Hat tip to Vince Keenan.
4 comments:
I'm telling you, Bill, you need to shift your attention from Paris to someone with plans to make this world a better place.
Call the EPA, the beach is about to suffer a silicone disaster. Or is that silicon?
Paris Hilton's name turns up less and less. I wonder if she's over.
Bite your tongue, Patti!
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