Thanks to Walter Satterthwait for the link.
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack: "A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: 'That's yours.'"
2 comments:
Now _that's_ a good and observant friend. And I have to wonder about a party where testicles were easily grippable in plain sight of good and observant friends...I never seem to get around to the local orgies.
As the song says, always look on the bright side of life - at least she didn't rip them both off. (And incidentally why was he in a state that she was even able to get hold of one of them - Inquiring minds want to know.)
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