Friday, May 07, 2010

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Hudson woman 'attacks husband for being bad in bed' | News.com.au: "A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas town of Hudson, Lufkin Daily News reports.

The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.

He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

4 comments:

Dan said...

One night Lina slaps Ole and says, "That's for 20 years of lousy sex life."

Ole slaps her back and says, "that's for knowing the difference."

Ivan G. Shreve, Jr. said...

A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

...and here I thought everything was bigger in Texas*.

*I know, I know...it's not the size of the ship...it's the motion of the ocean.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

No time to comment, I gotta hide the scissors.

Travis Erwin said...

I wrote a blog today that sort of fits the Texas leads the way bill. You might wanna check it out.