Hey, he was just trying to be a good samaritan.Dead Opossum would be a good name for a rock band.Jeff
Just because a guy is kissing an opossum people always assume he's drunk.
Maybe the oppossum wasn't dead. Maybe he was playing possum.
Punxsatawney -- maybe he mistook it for a groundhog? He was drunk, after all, and it must be SOP in Punxsatawney to look after the welfare of groundhogs.
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