Saturday, March 27, 2010

Wouldn't Anyone Try to Help?

Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum | WOPULAR: "Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a dead opossum along a highway.

State police in Punxsutawney say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday afternoon."

Hat tip to Fred Zackel.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, he was just trying to be a good samaritan.

Dead Opossum would be a good name for a rock band.

Jeff

Terrill Lankford said...

Just because a guy is kissing an opossum people always assume he's drunk.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Maybe the oppossum wasn't dead. Maybe he was playing possum.

Patrick Murtha said...

Punxsatawney -- maybe he mistook it for a groundhog? He was drunk, after all, and it must be SOP in Punxsatawney to look after the welfare of groundhogs.