Man suspected of breaking into east Texas house arrested while taking a bath -- chicagotribune.com: "A 25-year-old man suspected of breaking into an east Texas house is jailed after police found him taking a bath in the house. The incident happened about 3:30 a.m. Sunday in a blue-collar neighborhood of northwest Tyler. Police Sgt. Matthew Smyser said a resident called to report that a man had kicked in the front door of the house. While en route, officers were advised the resident had left the house but the intruder remained inside."
A tip of the Crider Stetson to Richard Wheeler.