Thursday, May 01, 2008

Why Didn't I Think of Doing This?

The BIG One - WTAM 1100: "Paris Hilton can add musical muse to her resume - her boyfriend, Benji Madden, has written her a love song.

The socialite-turned-actress and singer reveals the Good Charlotte rocker has already recorded the track, called 'Shine Your Light.'"

7 comments:

  1. Todd Mason9:09 AM

    I dunno, Bill...you might pioneer the "bemused fascination and mild lust" genre of tribute song.

    "Paris, they just don't understand/Given what you are, you're grand/I'd be ready, ironically, to be your man/Not too Hot, not too bland/Oh, Paris, it's/Confounding..."

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  2. Bill, go him one better and start a new series featuring Paris as the sleuth.

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  3. Then sell the franchise to Hollywood, with the proviso that they use your bemused etc. song as the theme.

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  4. (Hello...why hasn't your agent been getting this kind of deal in place?)

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  5. You guys are right. This is a genius idea.

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  6. I think they made that movie: IS PARIS BURNING? Bill wouldn't mind an EVENING IN PARIS. Ooo-la-la!

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  7. Well, at least (with Judy's blessing), there's a role for Det. Paris's avuncular Texan boss...it'd be perfect...for Jim Beaver...

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