Thursday, March 24, 2011
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
News from The Associated Press: "A South Florida woman is accused of biting off the tip of another woman's ring finger during a fight over an alleged affair."
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Video shows bikini brawl in PCB Burger King: "A cell phone camera captured the action in the Panama City Beach Burger King on Front Beach Road Saturday, as a crowd of tourists nearly rioted at the restaurant.
Employees dialed 9-1-1 for help, as one bikini-clad woman, later identified as Kimesia Smith of Montgomery, Ala., jumped up on the counter and threw a charity coin jug at employees, and 3 of Smith's friends also began throwing napkins, utensils, and trays throughout the location."
Employees dialed 9-1-1 for help, as one bikini-clad woman, later identified as Kimesia Smith of Montgomery, Ala., jumped up on the counter and threw a charity coin jug at employees, and 3 of Smith's friends also began throwing napkins, utensils, and trays throughout the location."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Bloomberg: "The worst Texas drought in 44 years is damaging the state’s wheat crop and forcing ranchers to reduce cattle herds, as rising demand for U.S. food sends grain and meat prices higher."
Cheeky Update
Courier Mail: "ALTHOUGH we have never been introduced, many of us know this lady a little better than we should.
Her cheekiest of poses on a sunny tennis court way back in the 1970s remains one of the world's best-selling posters.
Now, after more than 30 years and countless refusals to pose again, Fiona Walker has decided to show her face for the first time."
Her cheekiest of poses on a sunny tennis court way back in the 1970s remains one of the world's best-selling posters.
Now, after more than 30 years and countless refusals to pose again, Fiona Walker has decided to show her face for the first time."
Hat tip to Art Scott.
Yeti Update
Scientific institute to study yeti | Orange UK: "Officials in Siberia are considering setting up a scientific institute to study abominable snowmen.The region of Kemerovo in western Siberia will announce its final decision after hosting an international conference on yetis later this year, reports the Daily Telegraph."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
All Righty, Then
2011 North American Manure Expo Homepage: "The theme of the 2011 North American Manure Expo is 'Professionalism in Manure Management' and will include commercial field demonstrations, 'Hands-on' product and safety education, educational sessions and commercial vendor displays.
The 2011 North American Manure Expo will reach an expanded audience: operators and producers across all of North America. New this year, is the application of manure through sprinkler systems."
The 2011 North American Manure Expo will reach an expanded audience: operators and producers across all of North America. New this year, is the application of manure through sprinkler systems."
Dorothy Young, R. I. P.
Yahoo! News: "Dorothy Young, the last surviving stage assistant of illusionist Harry Houdini and an accomplished dancer, has died. She was 103.
Young's death was announced Wednesday by Drew University, where she was a prominent donor and patron of the arts. Spokesman Dave Muha said she died Sunday at her home in a Tinton Falls, N.J., retirement community.
Young joined Houdini's company as a 17-year-old after attending an open casting call during a family trip to New York. She initially sat in the back because she was too shy to step forward, but Houdini and his manager soon noticed her and asked her to dance the Charleston. They signed her to a contract, and she eventually persuaded her parents to let her join the stage show."
Young's death was announced Wednesday by Drew University, where she was a prominent donor and patron of the arts. Spokesman Dave Muha said she died Sunday at her home in a Tinton Falls, N.J., retirement community.
Young joined Houdini's company as a 17-year-old after attending an open casting call during a family trip to New York. She initially sat in the back because she was too shy to step forward, but Houdini and his manager soon noticed her and asked her to dance the Charleston. They signed her to a contract, and she eventually persuaded her parents to let her join the stage show."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Missions Unknown: "Over the years, several cities have likely made proclamations honoring sf writers. Heck, some may even have presented an sf writer with a key to the city.
How many, though, can claim to have elected one to its city council?
San Antonio can."
How many, though, can claim to have elected one to its city council?
San Antonio can."
New Issue of Clues
The Bunburyist: Clues 29.1 issued: Christie, Spencer-Fleming, Borges, Temple, et al.: "Volume 29, no. 1 (2011) of Clues: A Journal of Detection has been published, with a slew of interesting articles."
Life is Good
Dread Central: "How can you possibly top Sharktopus? One word: Piranhaconda!
Matchflick brings the news that Dinocroc/Dinoshark/Supergator/Sharktopus producer Roger Corman has another high concept mutant up for cinematic gene splicing, a hybrid of a piranha and an anaconda. Sharktopus scribe Michael MacLean is penning the script to be directed by Jim Wynorski of Chopping Mall, Return of Swamp Thing, and Dinocroc vs. Supergator fame."
Matchflick brings the news that Dinocroc/Dinoshark/Supergator/Sharktopus producer Roger Corman has another high concept mutant up for cinematic gene splicing, a hybrid of a piranha and an anaconda. Sharktopus scribe Michael MacLean is penning the script to be directed by Jim Wynorski of Chopping Mall, Return of Swamp Thing, and Dinocroc vs. Supergator fame."
Hat tip to Jeff Segal.
A Site of Possible Interest to Some Readers of this Blog
Comic Book Art Gallery: "This page is solely dedicated to sharing my collection of paperback cover art. This hobby is something I've very passionate about. Although my collection is made up of art from every decade from the 1940's through to the 2000's, my primary interest these days is in vintage covers from the 50's & 60's. The genres I'm most interested in pusuing art from are the 'Hardboiled Crime/Detective/Murder/Mystery genre, and also from the 'Good Girl Art' genre, many of which can be found in the horribly named 'sleaze' genre. But even beyond those genres, I'm interested and open to buying from most genres as long as the imagery speaks to me. I focus on art first, and artist's name second. While I do have my favorite artists and seek work by those men, I'm just as likely to buy covers from unidentified artists or artists whose name don't carry any 'cache' within the hobby. I focus is collecting 'paperback art first', and artists second. That is the precise reason why I've chosen to display my collection alphabetically by the name of the title, rather than by artist."
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Dino Update
The Raw Story: "Fossils of a recently discovered dinosaur species in Argentina is a 'missing link' in the evolution of the long-necked giants that roamed the earth millions of years ago, paleontologists said.
Long-neck, long-tail plant-eaters like Diplodocus, Brachiosaurus and Brontomerus -- the largest land creatures ever to walk on earth -- are dinosaurs known as sauropods. They lived some 170 million years ago.
Paleontologists see the recently discovered Leonerasaurus Taquetransis as the connection between the smaller prosauropods -- also known as near-sauropods -- like Sellosaurus and Plateosaurus from the Triassic period (248-205 million years ago) to their much larger descendants, the sauropods."
Long-neck, long-tail plant-eaters like Diplodocus, Brachiosaurus and Brontomerus -- the largest land creatures ever to walk on earth -- are dinosaurs known as sauropods. They lived some 170 million years ago.
Paleontologists see the recently discovered Leonerasaurus Taquetransis as the connection between the smaller prosauropods -- also known as near-sauropods -- like Sellosaurus and Plateosaurus from the Triassic period (248-205 million years ago) to their much larger descendants, the sauropods."
Will the Persecution Never End?
Mail Online: "They say the couple that plays together stays together and this appears to be true for Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits.
The loved up couple enjoyed and afternoon tennis game yesterday at courts near their Beverly Hills home.
The 30-year-old heiress showed off her ball skills in an all white outfit which included a short white tennis skirt and a white T-shirt."
The loved up couple enjoyed and afternoon tennis game yesterday at courts near their Beverly Hills home.
The 30-year-old heiress showed off her ball skills in an all white outfit which included a short white tennis skirt and a white T-shirt."
April R. Derleth, R. I. P.
Locus Online News: "Publisher April R[ose] Derleth, 56, died March 21, 2011. The daughter of author August Derleth, April was co-owner of Arkham House with her brother Walden Derleth, and ran the company as president and CEO starting in 2002."
Hat tip to SF Signal.
Horror Writers Honor Datlow and Feldstein
Horror Writers Association: "The Horror Writers Association has chosen two long-time icons of the genre to receive the prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award this year. The award, given in recognition of the recipient's overall body of work, will go to Ellen Datlow and to Al Feldstein."
Here's the Plot for Your Next Newspaper Reporter Thriller
Reporter Becomes Pimp After Having Pay Cut | The Frisky: "Newspapers had a tough time in the recession with many shutting down, cutting staff, or starting mandatory furloughs. Kevin Provencher, a reporter at the New Hampshire Union Leader had an interesting idea on how to weather the storm. He became a pimp. This week, he was sentenced to two-and-a-half years in jail for running a prostitution ring out of his local SpringHill Suites hotel."
Nunawading Cracks Down
Whitehorse Leader: "CHILDREN drawing with chalk on a Nunawading footpath have been labelled graffiti artists.
Whitehorse Council has drawn the line over pre-schooler’s scribbles outside White’s Cafe in the Mt Pleasant Rd shopping strip.
Sally White, who runs the family-friendly cafe with husband PJ, said she was told by a council officer that the children’s drawings were graffiti and had to stop, after a complaint from a resident."
Whitehorse Council has drawn the line over pre-schooler’s scribbles outside White’s Cafe in the Mt Pleasant Rd shopping strip.
Sally White, who runs the family-friendly cafe with husband PJ, said she was told by a council officer that the children’s drawings were graffiti and had to stop, after a complaint from a resident."
Yet This Blog Is Still Brought to you Free of Charge
Talk Is Cheap, but Laughter Costs More Than Ever: "According to the 2011 Cost of Laughing Index -- a compilation of 16 leading humor indicators, including rubber chickens, Groucho glasses, comedy club tickets and the fee of writing a TV sitcom -- Americans are paying 3 percent more per laugh than last year."
David Nevin, R. I. P.
NYTimes.com: "David Nevin, an author of historical novels, including the best-seller “Dream West,” the epic tale of John Charles Fremont’s role in the opening of the American West, died on Friday in Greenwich, Conn. He was 83."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Pants on the Ground
CBS Dallas / Fort Worth: "Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant found himself at the wrong end of the law for not properly covering his hind end Saturday.
Bryant and three of his friends were ejected from the NorthPark shopping center Saturday after a dispute between Bryant and two off-duty officers over the men sagging their pants below their hips, exposing their underwear."
Bryant and three of his friends were ejected from the NorthPark shopping center Saturday after a dispute between Bryant and two off-duty officers over the men sagging their pants below their hips, exposing their underwear."
Elizabeth Taylor, R. I. P.
Elizabeth Taylor, Movie Legend, Dies at 79 - E! Online: "Elizabeth Taylor, the Oscar-winning movie goddess and pioneering AIDS activist whose off-screen marriages, divorces and death-defying exploits rivaled her films for drama died today, her family said in a statement.She was 79, and had been hospitalized in recent weeks for congestive heart failure.
'Her legacy will never fade, her spirit will always be with us, and her love will live forever in our hearts,' son Michael Wilding said."
You Can't Handle the Truth!
latimes.com: "What's in the popcorn? Cinemas would rather not have to say"
Uh-Oh
Hollywood Reporter: "Author and screenwriter Jerry Stahl has been tapped to pen the script for The Thin Man, Warner Bros.’ remake of the classic private eye movie which has Johnny Depp attached to star and Rob Marshall in negotiations to direct.
The original movie was based on a Dashiell Hammett novel, which centered on former private detective-turned-professional drunkard Nick Charles, his lovely socialite wife Nora and their schnauzer Asta."
The original movie was based on a Dashiell Hammett novel, which centered on former private detective-turned-professional drunkard Nick Charles, his lovely socialite wife Nora and their schnauzer Asta."
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
No Comment Department
BBC News - BBC reworks Wuthering Heights with swearing: "A contemporary adaptation of Emily Bronte's 1847 classic Wuthering Heights is to air on BBC Radio 3 on Sunday - complete with swear words."
Ralph Mooney, R. I. P.
Ralph Mooney, Steel Guitar Icon, Dies at 82 - The Boot: "Ralph Mooney, the legendary steel guitarist credited with helping create what became known as the 'Bakersfield sound,' has died. Mooney passed away Sunday, March 20, in Kennedale, Texas, according to the Los Angeles Times. He was 82.
An Academy of Country Music award winner, Mooney's iconic steel can be heard on tracks by some of the most influential artists of the last several decades, including Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Wanda Jackson and Waylon Jennings, with whom he performed for more than 20 years."
An Academy of Country Music award winner, Mooney's iconic steel can be heard on tracks by some of the most influential artists of the last several decades, including Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Wanda Jackson and Waylon Jennings, with whom he performed for more than 20 years."
No Comment Department
NYTimes.com: "Amanda Hocking, the darling of the self-publishing world, has been shopping a four-book series to major publishers, attracting bids of well over $1 million for world English rights, two publishing executives said.
Ms. Hocking, a 26-year-old Minnesota native who writes young-adult paranormal and dystopian novels, began self-publishing her books last year. Since then, she has sold more than 900,000 copies of nine books, mostly in electronic form, she wrote on her blog."
Ms. Hocking, a 26-year-old Minnesota native who writes young-adult paranormal and dystopian novels, began self-publishing her books last year. Since then, she has sold more than 900,000 copies of nine books, mostly in electronic form, she wrote on her blog."
Style Changes at the NYTimes
The Latest in Style - NYTimes.com: "One broad category of changes was the deletion of some aging or outdated technical terms: CD-ROM, floppy disk, Dictaphone, Usenet, newsgroups, VHS, CAD-CAM and I.S.D.N. We have left a few historical relics that might require style guidance if they come up: CB radio, for example, takes no points. Listserv should be capitalized (it’s a trademark) but also generally avoided: say e-mail list instead."
Ah-ha!
Yahoo! News: "The Las Vegas deputy district attorney who prosecuted Paris Hilton for cocaine possession was arrested over the weekend after allegedly buying a rock of cocaine, authorities said on Monday."
I'm Glad They Cleared all that Up
Alligator Not Expected At Sentencing: "23 year old David Wesser was charged with Criminal Possession of a Weapon-- which was not the alligator--and with Possession of a Wild Animal as a Pet --which was the alligator.."
What about Bookshelves?
What's the next chapter for book shelves? | StarTribune.com: "Books have played a major role in shaping the American house. But with e-readers rapidly turning bookworms into techies, what's the future for home libraries, bookshelves and coffee-table tomes?"
Forgotten Films: Daredevils of the Red Circle
Okay, so I've run this before. It's called recycling.Here's the set-up for this highly regarded Republic serial: An escaped convict named Harry Crowel (he prefers to be called by his prison number, 39013, pronounced Thirty-nine-Oh-thirteen) sets out to ruin Horace Granville (Miles Mander) by destroying all his holdings and properties. Charles (Ming the Merciless) Middleton plays 39013, who, by wearing a really good mask is posing as Granville.
The real Granville is being held captive in a prison cell in the basement of his own home, and the cell is an exact replica of the one 39013 was in when he was imprisoned. Don't ask me how 39013 was able to build this cell in Granvilles basement or how he was able to honeycomb the house with secret passages without anybody knowing. He just did it, the same way he arranged to have the garage fitted out with pipes that pump poison gas.
No one suspects the impersonation because 39013 never lets anyone near him. Granville has supposedly had a stroke, so 39013, taking advantage of Granville's supposedly weakened condition, can meet people only if they are separated from him by a glass wall. He speaks to them over a microphone. 39013 of course looks and sounds just like Granville, and he never slips up because, as he tells Granville, as long as he wears the mask he speaks in Granville's voice. When he removes the mask, he looks and sounds just like Charles Middleton.
I should also mention that down in the basement with the cell there's a Rube Goldberg device on which glass balls filled with poison gas are balanced. If 39013 doesn't return to the room regularly and refill the counter-balancing bottle with water, the balls will fall to the floor and break, killing Granville with the deadly gas.
So much for the set-up. One of the first properties that 39013 destroys is the Granville Amusement Center (Granville owns a little of everything, including a radium mine, which apparently is pretty much like a gold mine). The fire that consumes the amusement center takes the life of the younger brother of Gene Townley (Charles Quigley), one of the Daredevils. Townley and the other two daredevils, Tiny Dawson (Bruce Bennett, aka Herman Brix) and Bert Knowles (David Sharpe), sign on with Granville (in reality, 39013) to put a stop to 39013's depredations. The escaped con hires them so as not to arouse suspicion. Then, of course, he immediately sets out to get rid of them, and we're off to the races.
But let's stop for a moment to talk about Bruce Bennett. He was an Olympic shot-putter, and as Herman Brix, he starred in one of my favorite serials, Hawk of the Wilderness. After he got tired of the athletic roles, he took acting lessons, became Bennett, and had a long career in movies, including a role in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. According to the IMDb, he's still alive. If that's true, he'd be 99 years old.
David Sharpe was a U.S. tumbling champion who started out in movies in 1923. He did mostly stunt work, but he was one of the Rangebusters in that Monogram series. He was the stunt double for just about everybody in Hollywood at one time or another. His last credit was as a stunt driver in 1978. Fifty-five years isn't a bad career in any field.
Charles Middleton will always be Ming the Merciless to many of us. It's sad to look at his career as outlined on the IMDb and see all the "uncredited" parts he took, or, even sadder, the movies that say "scenes deleted." But he managed to hang around for a long time.
Carole Landis is one of the sad stories of Hollywood. She was beautiful, and she could act, but she never really got much of a chance. She was only about 19 or 20 when she made this serial, and ten years later she was dead of an overdose of sleeping pills. She could have livened up the serial considerably, but she's barely used at all.
Miles Mander, as all you fans of Philip Marlowe will recall, played Mr. Grayle inMurder, My Sweet.
Charles Quigley didn't do much of note either before or after this serial. Unless you want to count a minor role in Mexican Spitfire Out West.
The butler, Snowflake, is played by Fred "Snowflake" Toones, who played the same Stepin Fetchit type of character in tons of movies for 20 years. He was often uncredited and often billed as Snowflake. You can imagine the kind of humor he was involved in.
And now back to our story. Oh, what the heck. You know the story. 39013 plots to destroy stuff, and the Daredevils foil the plots. There's a fistfight in every episode, of course, with lots of climbing around gas plants, electric plants, and oil rigs. David Sharpe does some tumbling stuff in most of the fights. The cliffhangers are OK, with the one in the first chapter being the most memorable. It has Quigley racing through a tunnel only yards in front of a wall of water that seems certain to overtake him.
The weakness are those of most serials. Like, why did 39013 put that gas pipe in the garage in the first place? And, when the Daredevils investigate, why does someone say, "That valve comes from the gas plant down the road. Let's go there an check it out," instead of, "Why don't we trace that pipe and see where it goes?" (Because if they'd done that, of course, they'd have found the tunnels, which would have led them to 39013 and ended the serial.)
And of course anybody over the age of five will figure out the identity of the mysterious figure who's helping out the Daredevils, though I defy anyone of any age to figure out how the MF is getting the information that's passed along.
Then there's Chapter 11, a total cheat, since it's nothing but padding to make the whole thing 12 chapters long. All Chapter 11 does is repeat scenes from earlier episodes. But that's why remotes have the "fast forward" feature.
The good stuff? Well, the score is a dandy, the stunts are good, the fistfights are well-choreographed, and all three leads seem to be having a good time. I wouldn't put this one in the same class with some of my favorites, like Captain Marvel and all the Rocketman serials, but it's still worth watching. I'd give it three stars.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Pinetop Perkins, R. I. P.
Bluesman Pinetop Perkins dies | KXAN.com: "Blues musician Pinetop Perkins, who this month became the oldest performer ever to win a Grammy, died Monday at his home in Austin at 97.
Perkins and collaborator Willie “Big Eyes” Smith won the Best Traditional Blues Album for “Joined at the Hip: Pinetop Perkins & Willie 'Big Eyes' Smith."
Perkins and collaborator Willie “Big Eyes” Smith won the Best Traditional Blues Album for “Joined at the Hip: Pinetop Perkins & Willie 'Big Eyes' Smith."
New SF eZine
About Us: "Four Star Stories is an online publishing venture for Science Fiction and Fantasy short stories."
Stories in the first issue by Rhonda Eudaly, Lou Antonelli, William Ledbetter, and David Gray.
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
khou.com Local News: "Police were searching for suspects Sunday after two men were shot and killed over an apparent lost cell phone in southwest Houston."
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Was There Ever any Doubt?
Yahoo! News: "No doubt Sammy Hagar, a former lead singer for Van Halen, has enjoyed a lot of far out experiences in life, but on Monday, the rocker told perhaps his farthest out tale to MTV. He was abducted by aliens."
And Keep Off His Lawn!
CBS Philly: "Fred Mack truly lives his life to the fullest. On his 100th birthday, when most people would be content with a small celebration, Mack decided he would mark this major milestone by skydiving!"
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
WeAreAustin.com: "Two sixth-grade boys playing in a North Texas creek found what one paleontologist calls a 'fossil gold mine.'"
Happy Birthday, Bob Elliott!
Okay, so the birthday is not until March 26. But that means you can act now to send a birthday greeting. The e-mail address is bob@bobandray.com.
No Comment Department
Digital Spy: "Brazilian director Jose Padilha has confirmed that work on the upcoming reboot of Paul Verhoeven's 1987 sci-fi classic RoboCop is already underway."
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Here's the Plot for . . . Too Late -- She's Already Written It
Unlocking passion on Rikers Island - NYPOST.com: "The female guards working at Rikers Island are sex-starved and promiscuous with the prisoners they are there to keep in line, says a former guard.
'They would do it on the midnight shift when there were not many people around,' according to Yolanda Dickinson, who worked at Rikers from 1997 to 2004 and recently penned a novel called 'Taboo,' based on the jail's out-of-control sex scene.
'They have electronic cell doors, and it's not a problem for someone to crack open the door,' she added.
With 3,890 female officers guarding some 12,000 men, outlaw love blossoms. 'It's a soap opera,' Dickinson says.
'There are a lot of lonely single women on the job, and you're surrounded by these cute guys. They're working out. They're attractive,' she says."
'They would do it on the midnight shift when there were not many people around,' according to Yolanda Dickinson, who worked at Rikers from 1997 to 2004 and recently penned a novel called 'Taboo,' based on the jail's out-of-control sex scene.
'They have electronic cell doors, and it's not a problem for someone to crack open the door,' she added.
With 3,890 female officers guarding some 12,000 men, outlaw love blossoms. 'It's a soap opera,' Dickinson says.
'There are a lot of lonely single women on the job, and you're surrounded by these cute guys. They're working out. They're attractive,' she says."
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Northwest Florida Daily News: "A man was arrested after he locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her."
Criminal Genius of the Day
KPRC Houston: "HOUSTON -- A man has been accused of stealing a driver's tailgate and trying to sell it back to her."
Those Wacky Kazakhstanis
"I Love Sex" License Plates Drive Kazakh Traffic Police Wild: "Traffic police in a southern Kazakhstan city have complained of a rising tide of motorists replacing their license plates with signs reading 'I Love Sex.'"
Rainbow Sheen Would be a Good Name for Charlie's Kid
WSJ.com: "The Coast Guard said in a news release that it received a report of a three-mile-long rainbow sheen off the Louisiana coast just before 9:30 a.m. local time on Saturday. Two subsequent sightings were relayed to the Coast Guard, the last of which reported a sheen that extended from about 6 miles south of Grand Isle, La. to 100 miles offshore."
Gator Update (Survivor Edition)
WTAE Pittsburgh: "Pittsburgh firefighters said they were shocked to find that a 3.5-foot alligator survived a fire that left the tenants of four apartments with almost nothing."
eBook Update
One of my favorites among my books is A Vampire Named Fred, a kids' book that was published by a small press here in Texas. It never got much distribution, and the press eventually closed. Which is why the sequel, A Werewolf Named Wayne never saw the light of print. However, both books are now going to be put into eBook format. I have no idea how long this will take, but you can be sure I'll notify you when they're available.
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