Friday, November 21, 2008

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Drag queen's role, gay bar venue spark controversy for Miss Texas preliminary pageant | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News: "Cassie Nova is resplendent in red.

Her figure is flattered by an almost-there hemline. Heels, three-inch. Hair, teased. Makeup, porcelain doll smooth.

As co-host of a preliminary Miss Texas pageant held Sunday night in Dallas, Ms. Nova was all woman — except for one thing. She’s a man.

Therein lies the problem. That and the pageant venue: a gay bar."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

The stinkiest places in the world. Hereford, Texas, edges out Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

Nipplegate Update

AFP: Janet Jackson's 'Nipplegate' case could reach US high court: "WASHINGTON (AFP) — The US government has asked the Supreme Court to reimpose a half-million-dollar fine slapped on CBS television for a 2004 broadcast of live images of pop star Janet Jackson's breast, court documents obtained by AFP show.

It is up to the Supreme Court to decide whether it will consider the request.

Prosecutors are asking the high court justices to weigh in on a case that raised eyebrows and stirred passions in the United States, where nudity on non-pay television is a no-no in advertising, while rare and limited to late-night hours in television series."

Movies Are Your Best Entertainment. Not.

Screenwriting guru McKee says Hollywood is finished: "If screenwriting guru Robert McKee has the plot right, Hollywood is the villain in the piece and TV is the hero. But how the story ends is another question.

'Hollywood films? The death rattle of a dying industry,' said the acclaimed screenwriting instructor, in Paris for one of his sold-out 'Story' seminars.

'The best writers are creating TV series. It's all in TV,' he told AFP."

10 Unconventional Winter Holiday Movies

10 Unconventional Winter Holiday Movies | Geekdad from Wired.com: "Everybody knows the classic winter holiday movies, from older ones like It's a Wonderful Life to newer ones like A Christmas Story, to ones that get remade over and over again like A Christmas Carol. Whether or not you like such movies, you must admit that it does get a bit repetitive watching the same stories over and over again every year, with the possible exception of the cartoon version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Here, then, are ten holiday movies (in no particular order) that aren't on most people's list to watch with the family, some of them for very good reasons."

Hat tip to Ivan G. Shreve, Jr., at Thrilling Days of Yesteryear.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

And the Lifetime movie begins filming in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .

Katy cheerleaders could face jail for hazing charges | Moms | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "It was only a tradition — a friendly pre-dawn breakfast hosted by the varsity cheerleaders at Katy's Morton Ranch High School for the girls of the junior varsity squad. But this year, a grand jury indictment handed up on Wednesday alleges, something went horribly wrong.

Rather than being driven to an area restaurant, the junior cheerleaders were taken to a private home where, bound and blindfolded, they were pushed into a swimming pool, the indictment charges. Seven members of the varsity squad, aged 17 and 18, were charged as adults with hazing, a Class B misdemeanor that could bring a maximum six-month jail sentence and a $2,000 fine upon conviction."

Forgotten Books: THE DADA CAPER -- Ross H. Spencer

Ross H. Spencer started writing late in life, but when he started, he wrote fast and he wrote a lot. His first series was about a p. i. named Chance Perdue, and the first book in that series was The Dada Caper. I think I can say without fear of contradiction that this series is unique.

Spencer eschewed (I've always wanted to say that) most punctuation, though he did use periods and question marks. All his paragraphs are one sentence long. Each chapter begins with some words of wisdom from the sage known as Monroe D. Underwood. The setting is Chicago, and the plots pretty much don't matter. The intent is humorous, and I think you'll either get it or you won't. I enjoyed every book in the series, but I can see that the style might get a bit wearisome to others. I also found the books very funny, for the most part.

"Tough, Tight-Lipped, Incompetent, Chance Perdue Is One of a Kind and the Kind Women Love."

He said oh flaming Heavenly Father.
Fervently
I shrugged.
I am very good at shrugging.
I can just shrug up a storm.
I said look Mr. Ammson.
I said Williams met this chick in the hotel lounge.
I said he got her looped.
I said he took her upstairs.
I said it looked like just the old routine.
I said how was I to know she was Mrs. Williams?
I said my God I didn't know Mrs. Williams from a side of beef.


And so on. You get the idea.

I highly suggest you read this piece by Mike Resnick about Ross H. Spencer. The man himself was as incredible as his books. If you're a writer or would like to be, or if you're just interested in good stories, check it out.

10 Worst Movie Stepmothers

Click here for the list.

It Came From Outer Space

Thursday, November 20, 2008

It Used to be in the Canals

AFP: Evidence of vast frozen water reserves on Mars: scientists: "WASHINGTON (AFP) — NASA scientists have discovered enormous underground reservoirs of frozen water on Mars, away from its polar caps, in the latest sign that life might be sustainable on the Red planet.

Ground-penetrating radar used by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter reveals numerous huge glaciers up to one half-mile thick buried beneath layers of rock and debris. Researchers said one glacier is three time the size of Los Angeles in area."

You Don't Want to Miss Out on This

iWon News - Dr Pepper to deliver on its free-soda promise: "Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28."

For the reason why, click the link, for which we have Jeff Meyerson to thank.

Copernicus Update

Is it just my education that's lacking, or is there something seriously wrong with the second paragraph?

Scientists say Copernicus' remains, grave found - EarthLink - International News: "WARSAW, Poland - Researchers said Thursday they have identified the remains of Nicolaus Copernicus by comparing DNA from a skeleton and hair retrieved from one of the 16th-century astronomer's books.

The findings could put an end to centuries of speculation about the exact resting spot of Copernicus, a priest and astronomer whose theories identified the Sun, not the Earth, as the center of the universe."

MWA Names 2009 Grandmasters

And the 2009 Grand Master Award Recipients Are...

Mystery Writers of America names James Lee Burke and Sue Grafton
recipients of the 2009 Grand Master Award

November 20, 2008 – New York, NY: Mystery Writers of America (MWA) has announced that the organization will name James Lee Burke and Sue Grafton its 2009 Grand Masters in honor of the Bicentennial of Edgar Allan Poe's birth next year. Not since 1978 has the organization presented dual Grand Masters.

MWA's Grand Master Award represents the pinnacle of achievement in the mystery genre and was established to acknowledge important contributions to the genre, as well as significant output of consistently high-quality material. The awards will be presented at the 63rd Annual Edgar® Awards banquet on Thursday April 30, 2009 at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City.

According to MWA executive vice president Harry Hunsicker, the Edgar Awards -- or “Edgars,” as they are commonly known -- are named after Edgar Allan Poe, whose 200th birthday will be marked next year. "One of the great pleasures of my tenure at the helm of MWA has been informing two of the most talented writers on the planet that they have been selected as Grand Master. As a long-time fan of both, I cannot think of two more deserving individuals.”

"News of my being named MWA Grand Master, along with James Lee Burke, caught me totally off-guard," said Sue Grafton, "but I'm delighted to be tapped and pleased to share the honor with a writer I so admire. I look forward to the ceremony which will surely be a blow-out affair in that it celebrates Edgar Allan Poe as well as the mystery genre."

Says James Lee Burke: "It is a great honor to receive the Grand Master award from the Mystery Writers of America. It's an enormous compliment to my work and to me, and I feel extremely grateful and humbled by the MWA's generosity of spirit. The award will always remain as one of the greatest tributes my work could receive. Thank you for all the support the MWA has given my work over the many years."

James Lee Burke has written more than 25 novels, including 17 in his “Dave Robicheaux” series, and his short stories have appeared in countless publications. . His novel The Lost Get-Back Boogie was rejected 111 times over the course of nine years, and upon publication was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. Burke has been the recipient of the Breadloaf and Guggenheim Fellowship, and two of his titles, Heaven’s Prisoners and Two for Texas have been made into motion pictures. He has won the Edgar® award twice in the category of “Best Novel”, placing him in a rare group of multiple winners.

Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone series is internationally known and has been published in 28 countries and in 26 languages. Her novels “B" Is for Burglar and "C" Is for Corpse won the first two Anthony Awards ever awarded by Bouchercon, the World Mystery Convention. In addition to a third Anthony, Grafton has won three Shamus Awards from the Private Eye Writers of America, as well as that organization's Lifetime Achievement Award. In 2008, Grafton was awarded the Cartier Dagger by the British Crime Writers’ Association, honoring lifetime achievement in the field.

Previous MWA Grand Masters include Bill Pronzini, Stephen King, Ira Levin, Mary Higgins Clark, Donald Westlake, Lawrence Block, P.D. James, Ellery Queen, Daphne du Maurier, Alfred Hitchcock, Graham Greene, and Agatha Christie.

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Mystery Writers of America is the premier organization for mystery writers, professionals allied to the crime writing field, aspiring crime writers, and those who are devoted to the genre. The organization encompasses almost 3,000 members in three categories of membership that include publishers, editors, literary agents, and screen and television writers, as well as authors of fiction and non-fiction books. For more information on Mystery Writers of America, please visit the website: www.mysterywriters.org

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Beat to a Pulp

David Cranmer's starting a new e-zine. You can read about it here.

100 Greatest Singers of All Time

According to a Rolling Stone survey. Click here for the list.

Not Fade Away

Not fade away: Mick Jagger on the trials of life at 65 - Features, Music - The Independent: "Before Mick Jagger enters the hotel room, I'm half expecting to be reminded of the opening line of The Rolling Stones' old number 'Mother's Little Helper'. You know the bit, as Jagger whines in that unmistakable voice of his, 'What a drag it is getting old'. This has been, after all, a watershed year for the Stones' lead singer. Turning 65 in July, all those jokes about the wrinkly rocker being old enough to collect his pension finally came true. Sir Mick – as he became in 2003 – is now officially an OAP. Not that he's ready to curl up with his cocoa just yet."

Paris Hilton Update

iWon News - Publicist: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden split: "LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of nine months, Benji Madden, have broken up.

Hilton publicist Alanna McCarthy said Wednesday that the two 'remain very good friends.' She wouldn't say more."

My lips are sealed, too. Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

Beginning of the End

Even for Texas, this is Pretty Bad

Fight over fast food order leads to fatal argument between son and father in Texas -- Newsday.com: "KEMAH, Texas (AP) _ Authorities in Texas say a teenage boy fatally shot his father during an argument over a fast-food order, then killed himself.

Galveston County sheriff's officials say the violence occurred Sunday at the family home southeast of Houston."

Thanks to Jeff Segal for the link.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Just a Quiet Funeral

In North Carolina.

White Dress on the Wedding Day

I don't know where Banjo Jones got this picture. I'm not sure I want to know.

Irving Brecher, R. I. P.

Irving Brecher, 94, Comedy-Script Writer, Is Dead - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com: "Irving Brecher, who wrote vaudeville sketches for Milton Berle, jokes for Henny Youngman, comedies for the Marx Brothers, a television series for Jackie Gleason and screenplays for movie musicals including “Meet Me in St. Louis” and “Bye Bye Birdie,” died on Monday in Los Angeles. He was 94."

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

That's LIFE

Google gives online life to Life mag's photos (AP) by AP: Yahoo! Tech: "MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - Google Inc. has opened an online photo gallery that will feature millions of images from Life magazine's archives that have never been seen by the public before.

The new service, available at http://images.google.com/hosted/life, debuted Tuesday with about 2 million photos. Eventually, Google plans to scan all 10 million photos from Life's library so they can be viewed on any computer with an Internet connection."

George C. Chesbro, R. I. P.

From Patti Abbott's blog: "[George C. Chesbro] died yesterday, November 18, 2008.

http://www.dangerousdwarf.com/

He wrote a new Mongo novel, LORD OF ICE AND LONELINESS, that was published in France in 2006. Unfortunately, he was never able to find a U.S. publisher that was interested in the book."

My Mind is Boggled

Yours will be, too, when you read about this guy's library. And there are pictures at the link.

Browse the Artifacts of Geek History in Jay Walker's Library: "Nothing quite prepares you for the culture shock of Jay Walker's library. You exit the austere parlor of his New England home and pass through a hallway into the bibliographic equivalent of a Disney ride. Stuffed with landmark tomes and eye-grabbing historical objects—on the walls, on tables, standing on the floor—the room occupies about 3,600 square feet on three mazelike levels. Is that a Sputnik? (Yes.) Hey, those books appear to be bound in rubies. (They are.) That edition of Chaucer ... is it a Kelmscott? (Natch.) Gee, that chandelier looks like the one in the James Bond flick Die Another Day. (Because it is.) No matter where you turn in this ziggurat, another treasure beckons you—a 1665 Bills of Mortality chronicle of London (you can track plague fatalities by week), the instruction manual for the Saturn V rocket (which launched the Apollo 11 capsule to the moon), a framed napkin from 1943 on which Franklin D. Roosevelt outlined his plan to win World War II. In no time, your mind is stretched like hot taffy."

Peyton Place

The Bookworm's Award

Patti's Pen & Picks: The Bookworm's Award: "Patti O'Brien has just awarded me The Bookworm's Award. She adds, "Along with the award, there are a few rules. Open the closest book to you—not your favorite or most intellectual book, but the book closest to you at the moment—to page 56. Write out the fifth sentence as well as the next two to five sentences."

The book nearest me happens to be Pieces of Modesty, a collection of Peter O'Donnell's Modesty Blaise short stories. On p. 56 we see this: "Though the guards there could not see the truck now, they would have marked its passing along the road, and they were trained to suspicion. Their machine guns would be ready, covering the gap between wire and Wall, and they might well be calling the patrol guards by radio. Distantly, from the far side of the Wall, a loud hailer sounded harshly."

So there you have it. I think I've seen this meme before, and as usual, I won't tag anybody. Feel free to play on your own blog, though, or in the comments.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Vice president, former AG, state senator indicted | AP Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "McALLEN, Texas — A South Texas grand jury has indicted Vice President Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on charges related to the alleged abuse of prisoners in Willacy County's federal detention centers."

Custer's Brother's Horse -- Edwin Shrake

I've been following the career of Edwin "Bud" Shrake since 1961 when he and Gary Cartwright were doing sports stories and columns for The Dallas Morning News. What a tandem that was, and it was a great day for sports writing in Dallas. While this review is concerned with Shrake's book, I should admit that I'm a Cartwright fan, too. He, like Shrake, has written articles, novels, and nonfiction books that I've enjoyed over the course of a lot of years. In fact, he's one up on Shrake in a way: He's written a Gold Medal original.

But back to Shrake. He's written some fine novels (Strange Peaches, Blessed McGill), but you might know him from the best-selling sports book in American publishing history, Harvey Penick's Little Red Book. Or maybe you remember his articles from Sports Illustrated. He's a versatile guy.

Custer's Brother's Horse is a novel set in Texas just after the Civil War. Jerod Robin, a former Confederate officer, and Emund Varney, a British novelist (he perfers the term "romancer"), find themselves imprisoned in Austin waiting to be hanged, Robin for having crossed a man named Santana Leatherwood, whose family and Robin's have been feuding for years, and Varney for having stolen Tom Custer's horse. Robin and Varney are spared their fate and released, along with a woman named Flora Bowprie, to make their way as best they can.

This is a road novel, as the unlikely trio travels through Texas, encountering any number of entertaining and oddball characters, most of whom have a story to tell. Some of the characters and stories do little to advance the plot, but I didn't care. I just enjoyed. One woman, Isabella Bushkin, wife of a politician who's skipped the country, goes along with them. (I'll just call your attention here to her last name and let you imagine some of the stuff Shrake has to say about her husband and related political matters. Better yet, you could read the book and find out.)

There's plenty of action, lots of shooting, and some wonderful stuff throughout the book. The last third of it is the best as things work their way to an unexpected (by me) ending. Things don't sort out the way you might think. There's even a sermon, and a good one, too.

Duuuuuuude!

Feds say S.F. has more pot clubs than Starbucks, but it might not add up: "There are more medical marijuana dispensaries in San Francisco than Starbucks Coffee shops. Or at least, so claims the Office of National Drug Control Policy in a posting on its official blog, pushingback .com."

Apostrophe Update

Half of Britons struggle with the apostrophe - Telegraph: "According to the survey nearly half the nation cannot use the possessive apostrophe and, most annoyingly, often replace 'they're' with 'their'.

The apostrophe has emerged in an independent poll of nearly 2,000 people as the punctuation mark that causes the most problems. Nearly half of UK adults tested were unable to use it properly."

The Wellness Skull

Wellness Skull: "Now this is a pretty morbid device - the Wellness Skull. It allows one to sweat it out, featuring an integrated sauna in the head while a bath is located in the neck."

Thanks to Jeff Segal for the tip. Photo of the skull at the link.

Written on the Wind

Monday, November 17, 2008

Jail Can Be Fun

Mugshots at the link.

Con-jugal Visits - November 17, 2008: "NOVEMBER 17--Undaunted by a concrete wall separating their respective cellblocks, male and female inmates took advantage of a design flaw in an Indiana jail to engage in late-night sexual trysts. The Greene County inmates--three men and three women--pried open metal security tiles in the ceiling of their respective dormitory-style housing units to gain access to the adjoining cellblock, according to a probable cause affidavit filed in Circuit Court."

Gator Update (Egg Theft Edition)

WAFB Channel 9, Baton Rouge, LA |Three people arrested in connection with thefts from alligator farm: "SPRINGFIELD, LA (WAFB) - More arrests have been made in an alligator theft case in Livingston Parish.

Damian Foreman and Chace Cullen are the latest to be charged with stealing alligator hatchlings and eggs from Wall's Alligator Farm in Springfield during and after Hurricane Gustav."

No Comment Department

www.baltimoreexaminer.com >> Michael Olesker: "Examiner Columnist | 11/14/08 9:59 PM Some people collect sports memorabilia, or rare coins, or sea shells from the beach at Ocean City. Wilson Watson collects sentences.

He taught local community college students for 35 years and has now slipped gently into retirement. But his students’ sentences trail behind him like ship’s anchors, evidence of the sinking of American writing skills.

Or, as one of Watson’s scholars wrote so succinctly: “Some people use bad language and is not even aware of the fact.”

Or, another: “It’s good I’m doing something with my self; Therefore, I can do better in the foochure.”"

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

New judge says his cocaine addiction can help Houston | Houston & Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "The devil tattooed on Kevin Fine's upper arm holds a razor blade, a mirror and an eight ball symbolizing cocaine. His forearm sports a tattoo of Jesus holding up a man who has collapsed amid the waves of a massive storm.

Elected by Harris County voters as a state district judge this month, Fine said he'll draw from his experiences as a cocaine addict who has been clean and sober for 10 years when presiding over felony cases."

So You Think You've Got It Bad?

8 Eye-Opening Movies To Remind You That Your Life Isn't So Bad | AlwaysWatching.org: "Most people endure their fair share of tough times – the poverty of college life, relationship problems, a bad car accident, a woeful flirtation with the crack pipe, or any other equally awful experience. But film is constantly there to remind us that there are others out there who are suffering exponentially more than we could ever hope to. Watching them overcome their challenges or ultimately be swallowed by them create two very different types of movies, but in the end, there’s a certain set of films that show us an exceptionally brutal set of circumstances."

Hey, That's Me!

Science puts a face to honesty - Times Online: "Meet the man with Britain’s most trustworthy face.

Scientists at Kent university compiled the image after asking people to pick features indicative of honesty. They included a round face, small nose and no facial hair. Faces with a sharp jaw and eyes wide apart were deemed untrustworthy."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Ananova - Life-saving beer tastes awful: "A beer that can help prolong life and prevent illness has been created - the only problem is it tastes awful.

BioBeer has been genetically-modified by students in Texas."

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

Paging the Beagle Boys

BBC NEWS | Europe | Inmate escapes German jail in box: "A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.

The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops.

At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown."

Imitation of Life

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Copy of famed Lincoln letter turns up in Dallas: "DALLAS — A Texas museum hopes a document found in its archives turns out to be an authentic government copy of Abraham Lincoln's eloquent letter consoling a mother thought to have lost five sons in the Civil War.

The famed Bixby Letter, which the Dallas Historical Society is getting appraised as it prays for a potential windfall, has a fascinating history.

The original has never been found. Historians debate whether Lincoln wrote it. Its recipient, Lydia Bixby, was no fan of the president. And not all her sons died in the war."

Kerouac and the Beat Legacy

The good, the bad, the ugly.

Book 'em, Dan-o

Sunday Business Post | Irish Business News: "Yes, we’re talking to you. Adrian Weckler examines 12 ways that the technology you use every day could land you in hot water with the law."

Beatles Update

'Lost' Beatles track could finally be heard - CNN.com: "LONDON, England (CNN) -- A 'lost' Beatles track recorded in 1967 and performed just once in public could finally be released, according to Paul McCartney.

'Carnival of Light' -- a 14-minute experimental track recorded at the height of the Beatles' musical experimentations with psychedelia and inspired by avant-garde composers such as Karlheinz Stockhausen -- has long been considered too adventurous for mainstream audiences.

In an interview for BBC radio, McCartney said his bandmates and their producer George Martin had vetoed its inclusion on the exhaustive 1990s 'Anthology' collection, according to UK's The Observer newspaper.

100 Best CSI: NY Quips

CSI: NY Marks Milestone with 100 Killer Quips - Today's News: Our Take | TVGuide.com: "Horatio Caine isn't the only one armed with a bon mot. With its 100th episode airing Wednesday, Nov. 19, at 10 pm/ET, the folks at CBS' CSI: NY compiled a list of memorable lines (some much more so than others) from the series' run thus far."

Can R. Daneel Olivaw Be Far Behind?

Pictured: The robot that can pull faces just like a human being | Mail Online: "Scientists have created the first 'humanoid' robot that can mimic the facial expressions and lip movements of a human being.

'Jules' - a disembodied androgynous robotic head - can automatically copy the movements, which are picked up by a video camera and mapped on to the tiny electronic motors in his skin.

It can grin and grimace, furrow its brow and 'speak' as his software translates real expressions observed through video camera 'eyes'."

From Charles Ardai at Hard Case Crime

First things first: We've added a new book to our Web site, STOP THIS MAN! by Peter Rabe. (Yes, the exclamation point is part of the title.) It's the story of a thief trying to unload a bar of gold that happens to be radioactive and it's one of the most memorable and moving books I've read in ages. You can see the exciting cover painting by Robert McGinnis and read the first chapter at www.HardCaseCrime.com. Just click on the word "BOOKS" on the left side of the screen -- STOP THIS MAN! will be the first one listed.

Second, we have reached an important milestone: as we speak, our 50th book is hitting stores. It's called FIFTY-TO-ONE, it was written by yours truly, and it's a hardboiled comedy that imagines what it might have been like if Hard Case Crime had been founded 50 years ago rather than 50 books ago. The year is 1958, saucy paperback crime fiction is reigning at newsstands and bookstores everywhere as America's reading matter of choice, and a not-entirely-honest young man sets out to cash in on the phenomenon. Everything's going well until he conscripts an 18-year-old showgirl to pen the life story of the mobster she works for and instead of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, she starts making things up out of whole cloth. Except that somehow everything she writes turns out to be the truth after all. And now both the Mob and the police want to get their hands on her...

It's a mad romp, told in 50 chapters, with each chapter bearing the title of one of our 50 books. (Our first book was GRIFTER'S GAME by Lawrence Block, so the first chapter is called "Grifter's Game." Our second book was Max Phillips' FADE TO BLONDE, so Chapter 2 is called "Fade to Blonde." And so on, all the way up to Chapter 49, which is called "Gun Work," and Chapter 50, which is called "Fifty-to-One.") Crafting a story to fit these 50 titles wasn't easy -- but it was lots of fun, and long-time readers of our series will particularly get a kick out of it. Adding to the fun, Hard Case Crime co-founder Max Phillips wrote one of the book's chapters (I'm not telling which!), authors Donald Westlake, Lawrence Block, and Mickey Spillane make cameo appearances, and there's a full-color section in the middle featuring miniature reproductions of all 50 of our covers.

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY wrote "Breathless action and entertaining characters make this a page-turner from start to finish...With good girls, bad girls, mob kings and grifters, suspense is guaranteed." THE SEATTLE TIMES had this to say: "A wild chase through the New York underworld...it's a doozy." And just today Mel Odom, writing for BLOGCRITICS MAGAZINE, wrote, "FIFTY-TO-ONE is simply the best kind of potboiler...a great read." I hope you'll treat yourself to a copy of this book -- and I hope you enjoy it if you do.

Meanwhile, in other news, I'd like to congratulate the winners of our recent drawing for free advance copies of Lawrence Block's KILLING CASTRO (David, Rozalynne, Valerie, Chuck, Kevin, Rosemarie, Steve, Robin, Luke, and Clint) and Roger Zelazny's THE DEAD MAN'S BROTHER (James, Matt, Shelton, Bridget, Ellen, Ray, Brian, Isaac, Elektra, and Polly).

I am also excited to announce that after the success of THE LAST QUARRY and its recent prequel THE FIRST QUARRY, Max Allan Collins has decided to write a third Quarry novel for us, QUARRY IN THE MIDDLE. That one will hit stores for Christmas next year. If you're hungry for more Quarry in the meantime, director Jeffrey Goodman has turned THE LAST QUARRY into a feature film called "The Last Lullaby," starring Tom Sizemore, and the movie has already won a number of film festival awards, including both Best Actress and the Audience Award at the San Diego Film Festival. The film hasn't yet been released in theaters, but you can find out more about it at www.thelastlullaby.com.

We've got more interesting stuff cooking, too -- including a surprise 13th book at the end of 2009 -- but that'll have to wait till a future message (none of it's quite ready to talk about yet). For now, let me just wish you a very happy start to the holiday season and remind you that nothing says "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Channukah" quite like a festively wrapped package of murder, larceny, lust, greed, and double crosses. You can find our books at a store near you, or you can always order them online or by phone (toll-free) at 1-800-481-9191.

Want a particularly special gift? How about a set of all 50 of our titles? Or maybe a subscription to the Hard Case Crime book club, which delivers each month's new title automatically by mail? Call the good folks at Dorchester Publishing during East Coast business hours and they'll be glad to help you. Again, it's 1-800-481-9191, and operators are, as they say, standing by.

Ninja Cheerleaders

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Ike Update

Some Texans still living in tents after Ike - Hurricane Ike- msnbc.com: "OAK ISLAND, Texas - Truong Van Cao and two other fishermen share a cramped, muddy tent amid the wreckage of homes, including his own, destroyed when Hurricane Ike stormed across this tiny Southeast Texas town.

Seventy miles to the northeast, Bridge City retirees Ferrel and Jerry Ashby waited a month to get a mobile home from the Federal Emergency Management Agency after the storm flooded their house.

On Galveston Island, the bullseye for Ike's arrival, Roshonda Domingeaux and her family have bounced around from shelter to shelter since Ike's 12-foot storm surge destroyed her house."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Marching Band Routine Offends Mental Health Organization - San Antonio News Story - KSAT San Antonio: "SAN ANTONIO -- Instead of showing off their skills with steps and sounds, some people are calling the Churchill High School marching band's recent performance offensive.

The band's performance at the University Interscholastic League's state band competition -- entitled 'Symphonic Schizophrenia' -- included props resembling padded walls and had some band members dressed in strait jackets running around the field in an erratic manner."

Happy Birthday, Daniel Pinkwater!

One of the greats. I highly recommend The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death, Fish Whistle, and many, many others.

Gentlemen of the Road -- Michael Chabon

I guess I just don't get Michael Chabon's short novels.  I didn't think much of The Final Solution, and I don't think much of Gentlemen of the Road, either.  I keep hoping Chabon's going to write something again that's as magical for me as Wonder Boys or Kavalier and Klay, but so far he hasn't done it.

Gentlemen of the Road is a pastiche of Moorcock, Leiber, Howard, and others.  The setting is the Silk Road in time of the Khazar Empire (you could look it up).  Amram, a huge African, and Zelikman, a Jew, are the gentlemen of the title, adventurers living by their wits, getting into fights, you know the drill.  They find themselves saddled with Filaq, heir to a throne, but delivering Filaq turns out to be a lot of trouble.  So you get your battles, your captures, your escapes, your re-captures, your re-escapes, etc.  

In other words, it's the kind of thing I like to read now and then.  So what's my problem?  It's the prose and the message.  Chabon wants to be literary, he wants to write a propulsive adventure, and he wants to be a bit jokey, too.  It doesn't work for me.  If Robert E. Howard, say, had written this tale, you can bet it would have moved twice as fast.  And Howard, even though he was getting paid by the word, would have done it in half the space.  He'd have clarified the plot, too, I'll bet.  You'd be better off reading Howard's "Tower of the Elephant" or some other adventure than this.  Well, maybe you wouldn't, but I would.

007's Hottest Cars

With photos.

Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia

Friday, November 14, 2008

Moon Landing Update

India plants flag on Moon • The Register: "India has become the fourth nation to join the stuff-on-the-Moon club, after the Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft in lunar orbit successfully launched an impact probe at the lunar surface this afternoon. The 35-kg impactor was blazoned with the Indian flag.

'It will signify the entry of India on Moon,' an Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) official said, quoted by the Times of India. The probe drop was described as a 'perfect operation'."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Dallas ISD faulted for using fake Social Security numbers | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News: "Years after being advised by a state agency to stop, the Dallas Independent School District continued to provide foreign citizens with fake Social Security numbers to get them on the payroll quickly."

I'm Glad That's Settled

Tech puts JFK conspiracy theories to rest - Discovery.com- msnbc.com: "A team of experts assembled by the Discovery Channel has recreated the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Using modern blood spatter analysis, new artificial human body surrogates, and 3-D computer simulations, the team determined that the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository was the most likely origin of the shot that killed the 35th president of the United States."

Forgotten Books: JITTER JOINT -- Howard Swindle

Howard Swindle was a reporter who was nominated for an Edgar for true crime before he turned to fiction. Jitter Joint was his first novel, and it's a good one. Jeb Quinlin is a Dallas homicide cop. He's also an alcoholic, and at the beginning of the novel he's committed to a rehab hospital, the jitter joint of the title. Turns out there's a serial killer in the joint, which sort of complicates life. Quinlin has to get his own life in order and find the killer, no easy task.

One of the fascinating things about the book is the treatment that Quinlin undergoes. There are plenty of books about cops or private-eyes who are recovering alcoholics, but I can't think of another one that goes into such detail about the rehab process. It's hard not to be reminded of One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest while reading this book, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Swindle knew what he was talking about. Like Quinlin, he survived an abusive alcoholic father only to fall into alcoholism himself. I met Swindle only once, at a ClueFest in Dallas, shortly before he was diagnosed with the cancer that killed him all too soon. He published one other novel, a good one called Doin' Dirty. There's more about Swindle and his work here. It's well worth a read.

Jitter Joint was made into a movie with a great cast, including Sylvester Stallone. Unfortunately, it was one of those cases where if you didn't know the movie was supposed to be derived from the novel, you'd never guess it by seeing the movie. It's not set in Dallas but in some deserted area of Wyoming with lots of snow and ice. It was never released to theaters in the U. S. It's on DVD, maybe as D-Tox, maybe as Eye See You. Okay, I checked Netflix. Either title will bring up the movie.

Cannibal Women in the Jungle of Death

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Grapevine pastor: Celebrate marriage -- have more sex | Religion | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Marriage is the only right place for sex, says Ed Young, senior pastor of Grapevine's nondenominational Fellowship Church. So he's encouraging married couples to celebrate by having sex every day for a week starting Sunday."

Anciet Joke Book Translated -- You've Been Getting the Jokes in E-Mails for Years

Dead parrot sketch ancestor traced to fourth century - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (AFP) – A direct ancestor of Monty Python's renowned 'Dead Parrot' sketch has been found in a book of jokes dating back to Greece in the fourth century AD, a publisher said Thursday.

A new English translation of 'Philogelos: The Laugh Addict' contains a joke in which a man complains that a slave he has just bought has died.

'By the gods,' answers the slave's seller, 'when he was with me, he never did any such thing.'"

They Should Check with that British Guy

Pentagon Clears Flying-Car Project for Takeoff | Danger Room from Wired.com: "Pentagon mad-science division Darpa is helping build thought-controlled robotic limbs, artificial pack mules, real-life laser guns and 'kill-proof' soldiers. So it comes as no surprise, really, that the agency is now getting into the flying-car business, too.

Darpa hopes its 'Personal Air Vehicle Technology' project, announced yesterday, will ultimately lead to a working prototype of a military-suitable flying car -- a two- or four-passenger vehicle that can 'drive on roads' one minute and take off like a helicopter the next. The hybrid machine would be perfect for 'urban scouting,' casualty evacuation and commando-delivery missions, the agency believes."

Spacefem.com: Dewey Decimal System Meme

Thanks to Gerard Saylor for the link.

Spacefem.com: Dewey Decimal System Meme: "This will convert your name to a class listed in the Dewey Decimal System. That's right... somewhere between 000 (Generalities) and 999 (Extraterrestrial worlds) you have a place, and through the magic of internet we can find it through random arbitrary letter decoding. Plus this gives me a chance to saw that libraries are freaking awesome and we need more. So there."



Bill Crider's Dewey Decimal Section:

004 Data processing & computer science


Class:
000 Computer Science, Information & General Works


Contains:
Encyclopedias, magazines, journals and books with quotations.



What it says about you:
You are very informative and up to date. You're working on living in the here and now, not the past. You go through a lot of changes. When you make a decision you can be very sure of yourself, maybe even stubborn, but your friends appreciate your honesty and resolve.

Find your Dewey Decimal Section at Spacefem.com



Want to Visit Ancient Rome?

BBC NEWS | Technology | Google Earth revives ancient Rome: "Google has added a new twist to its popular 3D map tool, Google Earth, offering millions of users the chance to visit a virtual ancient Rome.

Google has reconstructed the sprawling city - inhabited by more than one million people as long ago as AD320.

Users can zoom around the map to visit the Forum of Julius Caesar, stand in the centre of the Colosseum or swoop over the Basilica."

Gator Update (Shunning Edition)

Fort Mill Times | FortMillTimes.com - Leashed alligator shunned after entering SoCal bar - Fort Mill, SC: "HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Ever heard the one about the guy who walked into a bar with an alligator?

That's the joke going around Orange County after a man tried to bring his 3-foot pet alligator into Johnny's Saloon and was shunned.

Police and animal control officers were called to the bar early Saturday morning to retrieve the leashed alligator, said police Sgt. Dave Dierking."

I'm Saving Up for This

Paris to ‘spread virus’ in Sydney on New Year's Eve > Entertainment > LIVENEWS.com.au: "Most punters would think the news Paris Hilton will be here in Sydney on New Year's Eve to spread a virus is a reference to her famous promiscuity.

But far from it. The celebrity silvertail will instead be getting paid to spread the word on new social networking system Bongo Virus.

The Simple Life star will be in town with her rockstar boyfriend Benji Madden who will be DJing the VIP party to launch the brand.

The party will be live streamed around the world – all you’ll need is $US5 to witness the momentous event live online."

Crocs Update (Market Crash Edition)

SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Crocs Inc. late Wednesday reported a third-quarter loss of $148 million, or $1.79 a share, battered by inventory write downs on its colorful sandals and restructuring charges to rejuvenate its once high-flying business.

Last Night's Full Moon

Golden Temple Amazons

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Hmmmmmm

HBO orders fantasy pilot 'Thrones' --The Live Feed: "HBO has given a pilot order to fantasy project 'Game of Thrones.'

The program is based on George R.R. Martin’s bestselling series of novels 'A Song of Fire & Ice' and executive produced by David Benioff ('Troy') and D.B. Weiss ('Halo'). The title “Game of Thrones” is from the first novel in the series.

If greenlit, “Thrones” would represent the rarest of TV genres: a full-fledged fantasy series."

At Last: The Flying Car

The flying car: "To Timbuktu by flying car: it sounds the most unlikely journey on earth; a sci-fi voyage from the pages of Jules Verne. But this is no fantasy. The car really flies. And the journey will become reality early in the new year when two explorers set off from London in a propeller-powered dune buggy heading for the Sahara."

Can You Name the Highest-Grossing Film of 1952?

The answer is here, and it might surprise you.

Paris Hilton Update

Paris slams Kate Middleton as 'mousy' - New Zealand's source for entertainment news, gossip & music, movie & book reviews on Stuff.co.nz: "Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton wants to date Prince William - but only when he gets rid of his 'mousy' girlfriend.

The hotel heiress met the future king - who has been dating Kate Middleton for around five years - on a recent night out and admits that despite being in a relationship with Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, she would act on her crush if William didn't have a girlfriend."

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Archaeology Update

Gobekli Tepe: The World’s First Temple? | History & Archaeology | Smithsonian Magazine: "Six miles from Urfa, an ancient city in southeastern Turkey, Klaus Schmidt has made one of the most startling archaeological discoveries of our time: massive carved stones about 11,000 years old, crafted and arranged by prehistoric people who had not yet developed metal tools or even pottery. The megaliths predate Stonehenge by some 6,000 years. The place is called Gobekli Tepe, and Schmidt, a German archaeologist who has been working here more than a decade, is convinced it's the site of the world's oldest temple."

Yikes

Jaden Smith set for 'Karate Kid' redo - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety: "Columbia Pictures is back in the dojo with a new version of the 1984 hit 'The Karate Kid,' which has been refashioned as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith.

The film will be produced by Jerry Weintraub (who launched the original franchise) and Overbrook Entertainment's James Lassiter, Will Smith and Ken Stovitz. Will Smith, who is the 10-year-old actor's father, co-starred alongside Jaden in his feature debut, 'The Pursuit of Happyness,' which Overbrook and Escape Artists produced for Columbia."

Art Update

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Mary Ann Melton for the link.

'Leave It to Beaver' actor to show at the Louvre - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES – Eat your heart out, Eddie Haskell.

Tony Dow, best known as the actor who portrayed The Beav's big brother, Wally, in the '50s TV series 'Leave It to Beaver,' will have one of his abstract sculptures on display at the Louvre. Several sculptors from the Karen Lynne Gallery — including Dow — will have their works shown at the historic art museum in Paris as part of the Societe Nationale des Beaux-Arts exhibition."

Evidence Update

Court weighs nature of lab evidence - USATODAY.com: "WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court heard arguments Monday in a case that could have great impact because of prosecutors' widespread reliance on forensic evidence. The justices appeared open to ruling that lab workers must be available for cross-examination when states introduce drug, blood or other forensic reports at trial."

Wanna Get Lucky?

Click here and see if you can.

Maybe I Should Trade In the Cats

cbs4denver.com - Babysitter: Parrot Saved Girl's Life With Warning: "Reporting
Karlyn Tilley
DENVER (CBS4) ― A babysitter's parrot is being credited with helping save the life of a 2-year-old girl who was choking Friday at a Denver area home while the sitter was in the bathroom.

'While I was in the bathroom, Willie (the parrot) started screaming like I'd never heard him scream before and he started flapping his wings,' said Meagan, the babysitter. 'Then he started saying 'mama baby' over and over and over again until I came out and looked at Hannah and Hannah's face was turning blue because she was choking on her pop tart.'

Meagan performed the Heimlich maneuver on Hannah, which stopped the choking."

Thanks to Jeff Segal for the link.

Veteran's Day

Bees Do It, even Great White Sharks Do It

Great white sharks look for girlfriends in underwater singles bar, scientists believe - Telegraph: "Great white sharks travel huge distances and mysteriously spend up to six months gathered at an isolated spot in the Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii.

Satellite tagging has revealed that male and female sharks make frequent and repetitive dives together, which may be linked to courtship.

The stretch of ocean the sharks make for - from both California and Mexico - is not a particularly rich feeding ground but it may act as a 'singles bar' where they can find a mate."

Stonehenge Update

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Dig pinpoints Stonehenge origins: "Archaeologists have pinpointed the construction of Stonehenge to 2300BC - a key step to discovering how and why the mysterious edifice was built.

The radiocarbon date is said to be the most accurate yet and means the ring's original bluestones were put up 300 years later than previously thought."

Battlestar Galactica

Monday, November 10, 2008

8 SF Novels that Should Be Filmed

I agree with several of these.

Topless Robot - The 8 Sci-Fi and Fantasy Books Which Most Desperately Need Movies: "Despite Hollywood’s obvious lack of ideas—see the onslaught of remakes, comic book and toy-based movies and sequels that are clogging your favorite multiplex—it has consistently overlooked some killer opportunities for adaptation among the ranks of classic science fiction and fantasy. These are time-tested, fan-approved intellectual properties, ripe for the plucking."

A Little Quiz











The Bible or The Bard?



Score: 100% (10 out of 10)

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Hospitals look to 'palm readers' to sort same-named | Houston & Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "One recent day, two patients named Maria Garcia occupied rooms in Harris County Hospital District facilities. Also receiving treatment that day were three women named Maria Hernandez, three named Maria Rodriguez and three sharing the name Maria Martinez.
[. . . .]
To avoid the possibility of mixups, the district has decided it needs to also use unique physical attributes to match people with their medical records. The third identifier would distinguish the thousands of patients who have identical first and last names, including some born on the same day in the same month and year.
[. . . .]
Next year, the district, the county's tax-supported safety net for the medically uninsured, will try out a program that differentiates patients by distinct features of anatomy.

The technology is part of a science called biometrics, measurements related to the human body. Products already on the market include devices that can recognize fingerprints, faces and ears."

Nothing to Lose -- Lee Child

This is one of those books that I found way too long, over 400 pages. Lee Child has always gone in for lots of detail, and this time, for me at least, it almost overwhelms the story. Or maybe it's just that I found the story too slight to support the detail.

Jack Reacher finds himself crossing the thin line (well, okay, not so thin except in the big scheme of things) between Hope and Despair (two towns in Colorado). If you think that's a little heavy-handed, join the club. The two towns live up to their names, all right. Bad things happen in Despair, and the cops there make the blunder of messing with Reacher for no apparent reason. They should have known better because they set in motion the events that bring about a lot of changes in Despair.

Reacher beats people up (five or six at a time), proves he's still irresistible to women, and reaches a lot of conclusions that I wouldn't have been able to. I guess it all makes sense, but I didn't care all that much by the time I finally got to the end. You may find you love it, but I don't think it'll make my Top Ten for the year.

Miriam Makeba, R. I. P.

Miriam Makeba, Singer, Dies at 76 - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com: "LONDON — Miriam Makeba, a South African singer whose voice stirred hopes of freedom among millions in her own country though her music was formally banned by the apartheid authorities she struggled against, died overnight after performing at a concert in Italy on Sunday. She was 76."

I Think I Deserve a Little More Respect Around Here From Now On

The 5 Most Scientifically Plausible Sci-Fi Movies

The 5 Most Scientifically Plausible Sci-Fi Movies - Photo Gallery on Yahoo! Movies: "Great science fiction isn't just about gooey aliens and gee-whiz technologies like teleporters. Unlike, say, the ever-popular fantasy genre, sci-fi is often grounded in the human condition and based on plausible-if speculative-science. Of course, some science fiction films are more plausible than others: Would the Galactic Empire really have enough manpower to build (and then rebuild) the Death Star in the 'Star Wars' films? While legions of sci-fi nerds debate that question, here's are [Blog Editors Note: He means "our"] flicks that stand out."

Thanks to Doc Quatermass for the link.

At the Mountains of Madness

Octopuses had Antarctic ancestor: marine census | Environment | Reuters: "OSLO (Reuters) - Many octopuses evolved from a common ancestor that lived off Antarctica more than 30 million years ago, according to a 'Census of Marine Life' that is seeking to map the oceans from microbes to whales."

Outland

Sunday, November 09, 2008

But Haven't We All Done This at One Time or Another?

Councilman Arrested for Peeing on Crowd | NBC New York: "A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.

The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault."

I'd Never Know the Difference

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | E-mail error ends up on road sign: "When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: 'I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated'.

So that was what went up under the English version which barred lorries from a road near a supermarket.

'When they're proofing signs, they should really use someone who speaks Welsh,' said journalist Dylan Iorwerth."

Thanks to Art Scott for the link.

Four from Planet 5 -- Murray Leinster

A classic set up that will be familiar to lots of readers of people who've seen SF movies: an Antarctic base, the landing of a ship, the presence of aliens. Except they aren't aliens. They're human children. Where did they come from? That's just one of the mysteries in this novel. [Spoiler: It turns out that the title's misleading.]

Murray Leinster was real pro. He works in scientific problems and solutions, political commentary and commentary on the media (both almost as accurate now as they were when this book was published 40 years ago), a love story, a poignant story of loss and separation, and some other stuff as well. The story moves along in Leinster's serviceable prose (maybe a little adverb heavy for today's readers, with things like "he said vexedly"), and it's great fun to see how all the problems get solved, or it is if you like old-fashioned SF, which I do. I hadn't read this in many, many years, and it was fun to visit it again.

Paris Hilton's Film Savaged By Critics - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

Paris Hilton's Film Savaged By Critics - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog: "Paris HiltonParis Hilton's new movie has been savaged by critics, who fear director Darren Lynn Bousman's toughest job was editing the socialite out of his film.

The Saw films director had admitted he had reservations about signing Hilton up for his movie, but insists she was a pleasure to work with. But critics state she isn't a pleasure to watch on screen in Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Los Angeles Times critic Mark Olsen writes, 'The film is bad - not good-bad, tacky-bad or fun-bad, just plain awful and nearly unwatchable.'

And he's even more scathing of Hilton's performance in the bizarre cosmetic surgery horror musical."

Zardoz