Thursday, October 12, 2006

Cursive


This handwritten post was inspired by this one.

Speaking of Learning to Read . . . .

SPRUCEDALE, ONT. — When 100-year-old Clarence Brazier decided, at 93, that he'd have to learn to read his junk mail if he ever hoped to shop for himself, it was a matter of necessity — just as taking over the family farm had been when he was barely old enough to tie his shoes let alone shoe a horse.

Thanks to Karin Montin for the link.

Reading -- Going the Way of Cursive Writing?

Click the link to see the article leading to this conclusion. Thanks to Scott Cupp for the tip.

What is the worth of words? - The Practical Futurist - MSNBC.com: "We have made at least two generations of American children miserable trying to teach them a skill that only a small percentage of them really need. And we have wasted billions of dollars that might well have gone for more practical education and training.

In 2025 it’s time to put reading into perspective for the remainder of the 21st century: it is a luxury, not a necessity!"

Wolfking of L.A. -- John Phillips


Sometime back in 1969 or so I walked into a record store and saw this LP. I'd heard "Mississippi" on the radio, and I thought it was probably one of the best "Top 40"-type songs I'd heard in years, so I bought the album. I played it a lot because I liked every song on it. I never got tired of hearing "Mississippi," which was a bit different from the single version, or any of the others, particularly "Holland Tunnel," "April Anne," "Captain (The Mermaid)," or all the rest for that matter. When the album was released on CD the first time, I didn't buy it or even hear about it. Later, I looked for it used, but the prices were sky high. When it was released again recently, I couldn't wait to hear it. When I did, it was as if 35 years hadn't been more than 35 minutes. All the songs were instantly familiar and just as listenable as ever. If you get the chance, check it out. Great stuff. (Warning: Probably not of interest to headbangers.)

Sean Doolittle's Latest

I have it on good authority -- well, okay, I have it from Victor Gischler, and you can judge for yourself how good the authority is -- the Sean Doolittle composed the music that plays on the cool site for his new book, The Cleanup. Check it out.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Gator Update

Photo at the link.

local6.com - Local News - 9-Foot Alligator Found Under Hotel Cars: "A 9-foot alligator was found under some parked cars at a Central Florida hotel Wednesday, according to Local 6 News.

Trappers were called to the Hampton Inn located at 4760 Helen Hauser Blvd. in Titusville, Fla., after the alligator was spotted moving between vehicles.

'(The alligator) did not come in contact with any guests but you can imagine it did give them quite a scare,' Local 6's Jessica Sanchez said."

MWA Honors Stephen King

Stephen King Named 2007 Grand Master

ImageIt is our great pleasure to announce to our membership that the recipient of the 2007 Grand Master Award will be Stephen King.

The annual Grand Master Award represents the pinnacle of achievement in the mystery field and was established to recognize not only important contributions to the mystery field over time, but a significant output of consistently high quality as well.

"As Grand Master, Stephen King is the natural successor to Edgar Allan Poe," says Reed Farrel Coleman, Executive Vice President of Mystery Writers of America. "King is that rare jack all trades who masters all he attempts. He is a fearless writer."

King is an award-winning author of more than thirty books including MISERY, THE COLORADO KID, DOLORES CLAIBORNE, GERALD'S GAME and SECRET WINDOW, SECRET GARDEN. His latest novel, LISEY'S STORY is set to be released in October, 2006.

"I'm delighted to be getting the Grand Master Award and to be joining the company of some of my greatest idols and teachers -- people like John D. MacDonald, Ed McBain, and Donald E. Westlake," says King. "The award means a great deal to me personally, because it's an award from people who understand two things: the importance of good writing and the importance of telling stories."

King will receive the award at the 61st Annual Edgar® Banquet to be held on Thursday, April 26, 2007 at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City. The "Edgars" as they are commonly known are named after Mystery Writers of America's patron saint Edgar Allan Poe and are awarded to authors of distinguished work in various categories.

We look forward to seeing all of you at the Awards banquet next April.

The Times, They Are A-Changing

WP: Cursive writing becomes pass?- washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com: "WASHINGTON - The computer keyboard helped kill shorthand, and now it's threatening to finish off longhand.

When handwritten essays were introduced on the SAT exams for the class of 2006, just 15 percent of the almost 1.5 million students wrote their answers in cursive. The rest? They printed. Block letters.

And those college hopefuls are just the first edge of a wave of U.S. students who no longer get much handwriting instruction in the primary grades, frequently 10 minutes a day or less. As a result, more and more students struggle to read and write cursive."

Allan Caillou, R. I. P.

THE GUMSHOE SITE: "Alan Caillou died on October 01 in Sedona, Arizona. Born Alan Lyle-Smythe, he used the Alan Caillou alias while he was serving with the British Intelligence Corps during World War II. After the war he worked as a police chief in Africa, and moved to Hollywood via Canada. He wrote TV scripts for several shows including 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.,' 'Mannix' and 'McMillan & Wife,' and sometimes appeared in some of them. He wrote a number of adventure/mystery novels with four series featuring Mike Benasque, Cabot Cain, Ian Quayle and Colonel Matthew Tobin. Some source erroneously mentions that he won an Edgar in 1970, but actually he was just nominated for ASSAULT ON MING (Avon, 1969) in the paperback original category. He was 91."

I'm a little late with this news, and I was sorry to hear it. I really enjoyed the books in the Cabot Cain series, and also those featuring Colonel Tobin. It should not go unmentioned that he starred as "The Head" in the TV series Quark. How many writers have a credit like that on their resumes?

Happy Birthday, Elmore Leonard!

The first Elmore Leonard novel I read was Fifty-Two Pick-Up, way back in the mid-70s. After that I went out and picked up some of the earlier stuff, including several of the westerns, which is a good thing. I might not want to pay the prices some of them are bringing these days. Leonard's books have brought me a lot of reading pleasure over the years, and you're missing a treat if you haven't tried them. Leonard was born on this day in 1925, so here's wishing him a great day.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Calibre -- Ken Bruen


Brant's back. That might be all you need to hear if you're a fan, like me. Naturally, however, I have a little more to say.

I like to think of Ken Bruen's books about the Southeast London police squad as his homage to the 87th Precinct books of Ed McBain, books much admired by Inspector Brant. Sort of the 87th Precinct on acid. Brant wants to write a book. The fact that he can't write doesn't bother him at all, and before long he's on the way to becoming a literary sensation. A serial killer, obsessed with Jim Thompson's novels, particuarly The Killer inside Me, is on the loose, offing people with bad manners. Falls' love life is in shambles (so what's new?). And the various other cops are screwing up in various other ways. In this series no crime ever gets solved by solid policework. It's luck, brutality, and snitches. That is, it's those things when the crimes are solved at all. It's impossible to describe a Bruen book. This one's violent, funny, poetic, and just plain fun to read. When it ends, you'll be eager to know what's next for Brant and the whole gang. Check it out.

Spray Yourself with -- the Hoff!

DAVID HASSELHOFF - EAU DE HOFF: "Singer/actor DAVID HASSELHOFF is set to launch a range of male and female fragrances - insisting 'spraying yourself with me' is the only way for fans to start the day. The Knight Rider star's new idea is the latest venture in a series of 'Hoff products', which includes 'Don't Hassle The Hoff' T shirts and 'Malibu Dave' surf wear. Hasselhoff says, 'It's never been a better time to be - these products will be an extension of who I am and what better way to start your day than by spraying yourself with me and then heading out to face the world.'"

The Crimedog Reinvents His Blog

Anthony Neil Smith has restyled his blog, and in today's entry he talks about the Post-Modern Pulp issue of the Mississippi Review. Check it out.

It Happens to the Best of Them

HUGH HEFNER - HEFNER PREFERS DOMINOES TO SEX: "Ageing lothario HUGH HEFNER knows he getting old because he now prefers playing dominoes with his partners to having sex. The 80-year-old, who opened his Playboy Club in Las Vegas on Saturday (07OCT06), lives with three blonde babes but has grown tired of sex after decades spent bedding numerous beauties. He says, 'I'm bored of the hanky panky. I'm still active but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends.'"

I, For One, Couldn't Be More Pleased

CNN.com - Paris and Nicole make up for 'Simple Life' fans - Oct 10, 2006: "LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reunited. And the producer of 'The Simple Life' says it feels so good.

After a yearlong public feud that nearly killed the reality show that made them famous, Hilton and Richie have agreed to film a fifth chapter of 'The Simple Life' together, executive producer Jon Murray told The Associated Press.

'The thing the viewers love is the two girls together,' he said. 'America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp.'

The 25-year-old celebutantes will be camp counselors in the newest 'Simple Life' adventure, which is set to begin production next month, Murray said. The show will air on E! next spring, he said.

The show will delve into 'what led to the breakdown in the friendship and maybe some of the misunderstandings and things that got in the way,' he said."

Bob Dylan is Sexier than I Am. And He's More Popular, Too.

Sure, you're saying. I knew that. Well, now we have proof. Ed Gorman sends me news of The Celebrity Ranker, which tells you how popular and how sexy people are. I checked out Bob Dylan. He's the web's 1658th most popular celeb and the 6529th sexiest. So I naturally had to compare myself with him, and it was a bitter disappointment. I'm the 7543rd most popular celeb, and (this really hurts) the 11,632nd sexiest. But you know what really hurts? Ed Gorman is more popular and sexier than I am. I think I'll just go lie down somewhere and sulk for the rest of the day.

Stephen King to Visit London

From Ali Karim - Shots Ezine
STEPHEN KING VISIT TO THE UK
Pardon me for getting excitable!
We've just heard some HUGE News and would appreciate you putting this online, and/or letting your readers know, that THE KING is coming to London.
For me, this is the literary event of the year! and I have always supported Stephen King as he always supports writers and readers worldwide and have been an avid fan since my youth -
SO :-
Stephen King will soon make his first UK appearance for 10 years to coincide with publication of LISEY' STORY.

This exclusive event, presented by The Times, Hodder & Stoughton and Waterstone's, will take place at Battersea park Events Arena on November 7th at 7.00pm. Tickets cost £15.00 each. Book yours now on: 08708 303 488

Monday, October 09, 2006

From Squaw Tit to Whorehouse Meadow: an Excerpt

John Duke, intrigued by the offensive toponyms mentioned in a previous post, sends this enlightening link.

From Squaw Tit to Whorehouse Meadow: How Maps Name, Claim, and Inflame by Mark Monmonier, an excerpt: "Offensive toponyms fall into two categories. One type, examined earlier, denigrates racial and ethnic groups. The other variety, dealt with here, offends folks bothered by rude or otherwise impolite references to body parts, sex, excrement, and other no-no’s. A form of geographic cussing, rowdy feature names are markedly less controversial than their ethnically derogatory counterparts, partly because the irreverent miners and ranchers responsible for most of them avoided the F-word and similar shockers, and partly because questionable toponyms occur mostly in remote, sparsely inhabited areas with few eyebrows to raise. Indeed, an outsider who objects to a locally acceptable “naughty name” is quickly branded a stuffed shirt or prude."

You Learn Something Every Day

TimesDispatch.com | AP News: "Idaho tribes want places named 'Squaw' removed from maps

SQUAW BAY, Idaho (AP) -- Members of the Coeur d'Alene Tribe refer to it as the 'S Word,' but 93 creeks, canyons, peaks and springs in Idaho that include the name 'squaw' are not so censored on maps.

Linguists debate the meaning of the word, but the Coeur d'Alene Tribe and most other American Indians in the Northwest say it's a derogatory reference for a woman's genitals dating back to the area's frontier past.

Now, members of the tribe are pushing to strike 13 squaw references from maps of Idaho."

Will the Persecution Never End? (A Continuing Series)

Paris Hilton caught carrying cannabis claim - Showbiz News - Life Style Extra: "LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Paris Hilton has been caught alledgedly carrying cannabis in her handbag.

The 25-year-old socialite attended a fashion party in Milan and was pictured with a transparent plastic bag of what appeared to be skunk, a powerful form of marijuana, as she opened her handbag.

A witness said: 'Paris had her bag open for quite a while as she applied lip gloss. There were a few shocked faces around her but she carried on chatting away.'"

Good News from Genre Bookstores!

News from The Associated Press: "In general, times remain tough for most locally owned bookstores; the American Booksellers Association in Tarrytown, N.Y., said fewer than 40 percent of books are now sold by independent stores.

Even in intellectual hubs like Berkeley, flagging sales recently led to the closure of a vaunted institution, the flagship store of Cody's Books near the University of California campus. And in Cambridge, Mass., the eclectic WordsWorth Books closed its doors in 2004 after nearly 30 years in Harvard Square.

Genre stores, specializing in literature ranging from fantasy to religion, have bucked this trend by catering to inveterate and demanding readers. Booksellers in southern California, New York, Minneapolis and elsewhere are finding ways to be profitable by targeting specific markets."

If George Lucas Had Directed Lord of the Rings . . . .

Thanks to Scott Cupp for the link.

Take the Lead

This is really a combination of two different kinds of movies that I've seen a zillion times before, starting with The Blackboard Jungle and Rock, Rock, Rock and moving forward through the years with things like To Sir, with Love and many others.

In this one suave, polite dancing instructor Pierre Dulaine (Antonio Banderas) goes to an inner-city school to teach dancing to the kids in detention. At the end the students to to the big dance contest. You can figure out what happens in between.

There are a lot of things to criticize in the movie. The kids in detention, for one, seem like a bunch of real sweethearts. The principal mentions some of the reasons they might be there, but they demonstrate none of those behaviors in the movie. They're just great kids. We're shown the tough home lives of a couple of them, but both the kids are hard workers who want to graduate and make something of themselves. In the competition at the end, the beginning dancers are up against the best of the best, which would never happen in a real contest. And so on. None of that matters, really, at least not to me. The movie's still very entertaining, and Banderas gives one of the best performances I've seen from him. There's some good dancing of all kinds.

If you're an old guy like me, you remember that in movies like Don't Knock the Rock the parents hate the dances the kids do, and they hate the music. Here, the kids hate the music that Banderas brings to them, and the upper-crust dancers hate the music of the inner city. But in the old rock 'n' roll movies, the parents always ended up dancing to the music of the kids. Stay through the closing credits of Take the Lead and see how the old trope plays out.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Rod Stewart Speaks for the Defense

Fametastic ? Paris Hilton is polite and well-mannered, says Rod Stewart: "It’s rare that another celebrity speaks out in favour of Paris Hilton but Rod Stewart has told the Ellen DeGeneres Show that he thinks she’s polite and will grow out of her need for attention.

Rod, who knows the socialite through his daughter Kimberly Stewart, told the show: “I’ve always found Paris to be extremely polite, well-mannered. She is when she’s around me and did not do a bad version “If you think I’m sexy” as it happens.”

“She enjoys the publicity [but] I think she’ll grow out of it I think too when she finds the right guy in her life.”

“I think she’ll get everything in perspective and leave the press alone and the press will leave her alone hopefully.”"

Top 10 Chokes by the New York Yankees

ESPN.com: Page 2 : The List: Bliss for Yankee haters: "It has become an annual tradition since 2000.

The New York Yankees' season ends without another World Series title, and Yankee haters everywhere rejoice. Doesn't matter whether it's the Angels, Red Sox, Marlins, Diamondbacks or now the Tigers eliminating New York, all that matters to Yankee haters is the premature demise of the team with MLB's biggest payroll.

In the past few Octobers, we've had to make several updates to Page 2's list of the 10 best moments ever for Yankee haters. After this year's collapse in Detroit, we submit our new top 10.

And, if you're a Yankee fan, you might want to avoid this list ... and go back to dreaming of the day when the Bronx Bombers will finally add that elusive 27th world championship."

Another "Best of" List

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

The Observer | Review | What's the best novel in the past 25 years?: "A recent poll in the New York Times named Toni Morrison's Beloved as the greatest work of American fiction in the past 25 years. But what about over here? On the eve of this year's Booker Prize, we asked 150 literary luminaries to vote for the best British, Irish or Commonwealth novel from 1980 to 2005. "

Tony Bennett

Judy and I went to see Tony Bennett in concert last night in Galveston. As it happened, I was listening to XM radio's show about '50s pop earlier in the day, the show where they eventually play the top 5 hits of the current week from some year in the past. The year chosen yesterday was 1952, and in this October week in that year, Bennett had a couple of songs in the top 5: "Because of You" and "Cold, Cold Heart." Fifty-four years later, he's still singing. That's what I call sustaining a career.

Bennett might be 80 years old, and his voice might not quite be what it once was, but it's still damned good, and he can still belt it out. He can still hold a note about five times longer than I could, and at one point he even had the mic turned off to sing without amplification, accompanied only by a soft guitar. I wasn't in the top balcony, but I'll bet they could hear him there without any problem.

Bennett sang what you'd expect to hear: "Cold, Cold Heart," "Shadow of Your Smile," "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." Lots of standards from the American Songbook. Great stuff. He can still swing with the best of them, as he proved in "I've Got Rhythm" and "It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got that Swing."

The show ran a little over an hour and a half, with no break. Not much talking, just singing. At 80, Bennett has a lot more energy than I do. It was a fine evening.

Wilson "Bob" Tucker, R. I. P.

Wilson "Bob" Tucker was the toastmaster at the first AggieCon I ever attended (around 1980). He was also the toastmaster at the very first Cluefest. I didn't know him well, but he seemed like a great guy, one of those people that everyone liked. He was a big-time fan, and a wonderful writer of both SF (The Year of the Quiet Sun) and mysteries (To Keep or Kill). His name is the source of the word tuckerization, and for that alone he'll be immortal.

Wilson "Bob" Tucker (1914-2006) - SFWA News:
"Wilson Tucker passed away today: Friday, October 6, 2006. He had been in a hospital in St. Petersburg, Florida since Tuesday. He would have turned 92 in a few weeks.

Tucker contributed to many aspects of genre Science Fiction. As 'Bob' Tucker, he was well loved as a convention guest and fanzine writer. He served on the committee of the 2nd World Science Fiction Convention, Chicon, in 1940. He was the author of 60 short stories and novels, including the Campbell Award winning The Year of the Quiet Sun.'

His many other honors included three Hugo Awards (two retro), the First Fandom Hall of Fame Award, E.E. Smith Memorial Award, Archon Hall of Fame Award - Grand Master, Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America Author Emeritus and was a 2003 inductee in the Science Fiction and Fantasy Hall of Fame.

A more detailed memorial will follow, probably on Monday."

Saturday, October 07, 2006

This Week in Texas History

Groesbeck Journal, Newspaper for Groesbeck, Texas with Groesbeck, Texas real estate, antiques, news, and entertainment: "This Week in Texas History: The make-believe career of Johnny Ringo

By Bartee Haile - The cold-blooded murder of an unarmed man on Oct. 6, 1875 was Johnny Ringo's contribution to a Texas feud and the only confirmed kill of his mostly make-believe career.
John Peters Ringo was 19 year old, when he left his home in California for Texas. During the 'Hoodoo War' that in 1875 turned Mason County into a battleground, he threw in with the faction led by Scott Cooley. To prove himself, he volunteered to avenge an ambush killing by gambler James Cheyney.
When Ringo and a Cooley crony showed up at his place one October morning, Cheyney invited the strangers to breakfast. They followed him onto the porch to wash up for the meal. Ringo waited until his hospitable host's face was buried in a towel and blew him to kingdom come. "

Neither of These Two Men Is Me

Two More Men Claim to Be Anna's Baby Daddy - TMZ.com: "As the paternity battle rages between Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead for the title of Anna Nicole's 'real' baby daddy, TRIMSPA.com is reporting that two more men have surfaced, each claiming that they are the true sire. In addition, the website also claims another man says he was asked to father the baby, although it's unclear if he actually went through with that, er, 'plan.'"

It's Always Something

Yesterday our cable box went on the fritz. It's the kind with the built-in DVR. The crack tech folks at Time-Warner couldn't help me revive it, so today I had to take it in and trade it for a new one. That means I lost the first two episodes of Heroes, which I'd intended to watch this weekend, and some other things as well. The moral of the story is, don't plan to save anything you record on a DVR. You can lose it all too easily.

Battle of the Century . . .

. . . told with album covers. Warning: Lots of sex and violence.

When I Was (Almost) Fab















Here's a story you haven't heard before.

Now and then someone asks me (though maybe not in these exact words), "How is it that somebody who's been consistently publishing for over 20 years, who's done three or four series, and who's sustained one of them for 20 years now, remains a complete unknown?"

As Mike Hammer says, "It was easy." I just never had a hit. People who ask me to blurb their first novels sell more copies of it than I've sold total. People who started writing about the same time I did are now on the New York Times list. Maybe I just don't write the right kind of books, or maybe my books just aren't that good. (I'd like to disregard that second possibility, but there it is.) Reviewers like me (mostly), editors like me, readers (when they can find the books) like me. But here I am, unknown.

I've come close to being known, though, a couple of times. When my evil twin, Jack MacLane, was writing for Zebra Books, the editor there really loved his work. After the first two books, I didn't have to offer a synopsis or even a title. My contract just said, "two books by Bill Crider." At one point, I was about to get The Big Push, with Blood Dreams. Die-cut cover with embossed inner cover. A dump in the front of all the chain stores. The works.

Didn't happen. The editor got pregnant and left the company. Another editor came in. The book was slapped back to the regular list, with a regular cover. The dump in the chains? Forget it.

What proof do I have of this? Not much, except for a cover flat that I got when the big plans were being made. That's it up there. The outer cover is on the top. The embossed inner cover is below it. Pretty cool, right? I sure thought so at the time. I thought Jack MacLane was on his way. And he was, straight to oblivion, which is where he remains. My brief brush with fame was pretty short, but it was fun while it lasted.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Gator Update

Photos of frozen gators at the link.

WZZM 13 Grand Rapids, Michigan - Police Find Snakes, Alligators Stabbed, Frozen At Assault Scene: "St. Louis, MO - St. Louis County police officers responding to an assault call found not only a human victim, but also exotic animals that were victims, too.

A 17-year-old victim was allegedly attacked by the 28-year-old suspect, who hit the victim at least 3 times with a sledgehammer. Police say the victim's injuries are not considered life threatening.

The attacker then allegedly impaled an alligator with a samurai sword. The alligator was chained up in the back yard of the home, in the 2300 block of Gardner drive in Moline Acres. That alligator was taken into surgery.

Police also found alive a 4-foot copperhead snake and a 6-foot rattlesnake. Two dead alligators and a dead snake were found in a freezer. "

Shatner Update

CNN.com - William Shatner to host game show - Oct 6, 2006: "LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) -- William Shatner will host 'Show Me the Money,' a new game show series for ABC.

Contestants answer trivia questions for the chance to win millions while also facing the risk of losing everything they have accumulated. ABC has ordered seven one-hour episodes."

Here There Be Monsters

ABC News: "Monster" fossil found in Jurassic graveyard: "OSLO (Reuters) - Scientists have found a fossil of a 'Monster' fish-like reptile in a 150 million-year-old Jurassic graveyard on an Arctic island off Norway.

The Norwegian researchers discovered remains of a total of 28 plesiosaurs and ichthyosaurs — top marine predators when dinosaurs dominated on land — at a site on the island of Spitsbergen, about 1,300 km (800 miles) from the North Pole."

Thuglit Anniversary

Thuglit has been around for a year now. Check out the anniversary issue.

A Message From Big Daddy Thug

One year.

It’s been one year of Thuglit.

And what a year it’s been. Twelve months of pimps, pushers, dopers, killers, muggers, mobsters, robbers, hookers, hustlers, hitmen – and a couple of homicidal monkeys.

365 days. Countless bullets.

SO, in honor of the year past and the many years ahead of us, we dedicate this issue to the Thugs and Thugettes around the world and officially honor the Thug Hall Of Fame Inductees for 2006. This year’s inductees were selected by an exhaustive panel composed of me, myself, and moi. Feel free to disagree with the selections. Also feel free to kiss my hairy beanbag.

Goodnight Moom -- Jack MacLane


The other night at Murder by the Book, Joe Lansdale said to me, "You love this noir stuff, but you don't write it." Well, as he admitted after reflection, I've written a number of noir stories ("My Heart Cries for You," "Death's Brother," "Top of the World," "An Evening Out with Karl," and even "Franklin and the Can of Whup-Ass"). Later it occurred to me that I've also written a hard-core noir novel. Or my evil twin, Jack MacLane, has. It's one of my favorites of my own books, and it's noir to the bone. At least I think it is. Great cover, too. I commend it to you, assuming you can find a copy. You can decide for yourself.

No More Serenity

IGN: Serenity Sequel Squashed: "October 5, 2006 - In spite of a groundswell of grassroots support amongst its fans, Serenity has failed to revive the science fiction-western Firefly franchise. Even with DVD sales, the movie reportedly failed to recoup its $40 million budget. And as anyone who's seen the film knows, the exit of certain characters and the resolution of key storylines makes it difficult — or impossible — to recapture the chemistry of the excellent-but-short-lived series."

I liked the movie a lot, so I'm sorry to hear this.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Captain Alatriste -- Arturo Perez-Reverte

Captain Alatriste is the swashbuckling tale of a former Spanish soldier in Madrid in the early 17th-century, the siglo del oro, when Spain was one of the world's great powers.

The title character fought in Flanders, where he got a serious wound. No longer able to serve, he ekes out a living by selling his sword to whoever can pay. At the start of the book he and another man are hired by some powerful figures (who wear masks) to attack a couple of travellers and frighten them, maybe wound them, but not to kill them. When the masked men leave the room, one of the leaders of the Inquisition steps in and changes the orders. The men are to be killed. Who are the men? I'll let you find out, but let's just say that one of them shows up in The Three Musketeers, as well.

Things don't go as planned. Because of the gallantry of one of the travellers, Alatriste refuses to kill them. He won't let his companion kill them, either. This doesn't endear him to the Inquisitor or to his companion, and things get complicated, as you might have guessed.

The mother of the book's first-person narrator, Inigo Balboa, has placed him with Alatriste because she can no longer support him. Inigo tells the story years after its occurrence, and he naturally drifts into third person when describing events that he wasn't present to witness. The POV shift is handled pretty deftly, I thought.

My only problem with the book: not enough swashbuckling. It's all too obviously the first book of a series, so there's a lot of set-up, and a lot of introductory stuff of the "Little did I know the trouble that he would cause us in later years" kind. There's also a lot of history that occassionally slows down the narrative, or at least it did for me.

There's already a movie of the book (or actually all the books in the series). It's called Alatriste, and it stars Viggo Mortensen. It was made in Spain, and I don't know if it's had an American release. If so, it never played Houston. I'd kind of like to see it.

Blazing Adventrues Magazine is now On-Line

The stories are in pdf format. There's even a serial featuring "Dr. Shadows and his man-servant, Hoon." Check it out.

Blazing Adventrues Magazine HomePage: "Welcome to the launching of one of the interent's only place for original and new, yes, you read correctly, NEW pulp fiction sites.

This is the place for the high adventure, high drama, high suspense, that used to be all over the newsstands and under the beds of many a young man and young woman. They reached for that cheap thrill, that juicy love story, or to satiate that craving, that itching, for the bitter taste of a stug of gin, a sexy blonde bim in cheap nylons, dressed in a strapless number as red as blood, with legs that went on forever.

Or for the high flying adventure, the knockout fighting spirit, the fighting soldier, or the futuristic hero.

Where new fiction with the feel of the pulp, has now got a home to see the light of day."

An Unusual Beauty Pageant

It's for cocaine mules, and it's held in a prison in Lima, Peru. I found this link at boing-boing, and I suggest you go there and read the whole post. Very interesting stuff.

Top 15 Movie Mistakes

See them here. And you thought you had a lot of spare time on your hands.

Your Tax Dollars at Work

CNN.com - Sex, shopping and gambling all in a day's work - Oct 4, 2006: "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Interior Department employees aren't just using their computers to oversee parks and wildlife, an investigation found. They're spending thousands of hours a week visiting shopping, sex and gambling Web sites.

A report made public Wednesday on an internal investigation examining a week of computer use found more than 1 million log entries in which 7,700 employees visited game and auction sites.

More than 4,700 log entries were to sexually explicit and gambling Web sites.

The findings are 'egregious' and 'alarming,' the department's inspector general, Earl Devaney, wrote in the report."

So THAT'S How Anna Nicole Smith Did It!

BBC NEWS | Health | Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts': "A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.

The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica.

In theory, this helps to keep the muscle tissue in good order."

Those of You Who Liked Madison's Cow Parade , . .

. . . please allow me to direct your attention to the Stein Parade. (Text and photos.)

Jayme Lynn Blaschke's Gibberish: "Conflicting demands on my time have prevented me from blogging the fact that New Braunfels has gotten into the public art act as well this year. Only, well, this is New Braunfels. This town can't do anything without tying into its German heritage. So a cow parade was right out. Instead, residents and tourists have been treated to--I kid you not--the world's first Stein Parade!"

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

No Comment Department

Variety.com - Lucas: Let's get small: "George Lucas has a message for studios that are cutting their slates and shifting toward big-budget tentpoles and franchises: You've got it all wrong.

The creator of 'Star Wars,' which stamped the template for the franchise-tentpole film, says many small films and Web distribution are the future.

And in case anyone doubts he means it, Lucasfilm is getting out of the movie business.

'We don't want to make movies. We're about to get into television. As far as Lucasfilm is concerned, we've moved away from the feature film thing, because it's too expensive and it's too risky.

'I think the secret to the future is quantity,' Lucas told Daily Variety. 'Because that's where it's going to end up.'"

Hollywood Nerds Have More Fun

There's a photo of Fisher in her Princess Leia outfit at the link. Since I refuse to pander, I won't publish it here.

Carrie Fisher slept with a 'nerd' to bag Star Wars role: "New York, Oct 4: Actress and writer Carrie Fisher, who became one of the highest-profile celebrities to speak publicly about having mental illness, once again opened up, as she spoke with George Wayne in Vanity Fair.

In a rather candid interview to the magazine, the star this time chose to discuss casting-couch practices in Hollywood, while she also talked about her struggles with bipolar disorder, maintaining that she's now taking only prescribed medication for it.

When asked how she bagged Princess Leia's role in Star Wars trilogy, that helped her attain international recognition in the 1970s, Fisher said, 'I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George [Lucas].'"

Will the Persecution Never End? (A Continuing Series)

Shanna Moakler punches Paris Hilton in the face, gets shoved down a flight of steps - Celebrity Gossip from Derek Hail: "Shanna Moakler, Paris Hilton, and Stavros Niarchos were present at club Hyde on Wednesday night and at around 1:10am, Shanna approached Paris shouting profanities and then socked Paris in the jaw. Paris was escorted out safely and proceeded to the police station to file a report. Shanna claimed, Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and then shoved her down a flight of steps and proceeded to file a report as well."

Why Don't I Ever Find Stuff Like This at Garage Sales?

Parking Lot Sale Unearths Lost Lincoln Letter - October 4, 2006 - The New York Sun: "BIRMINGHAM, England — An amateur historian believes he has unearthed a letter written by the President Lincoln — after buying it for $1.89 at a parking lot sale.

Kenneth Anderson-Jones, 75, found the dusty and dirt-encrusted framed document in a pile of bric-a-brac at the sale near his home in Stratford-upon-Avon.

When he got it home, he cleaned it up to find it was a letter written in 1856 by Lincoln giving Lieutenant General Ulysses Grant total command of the American army, a move that led to victory in the American Civil War.

Yesterday, his nephew took the letter to Sotheby's to have its authenticity checked. The American Library of Congress, which keeps official documents, said it did not hold a copy of the letter and was keen to examine Mr. Anderson-Jones's find."

Joe Lansdale at Murder by the Book

Jason Starr at Murder by the Book

Donna Moore at Murder by the Book

Panel at Murder by the Book

Last night at Murder by the Book in Houston, Joe Lansdale, Jason Starr, and Donna Moore did a signing. I asked Donna to name her favorite books by Jason and Joe. You can hear the answer at the beginning of the clip if you listen closely.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Not Quite the Beatles Reunion

BEATLES - NEW BEATLES ALBUM TO BE RELEASED: "THE BEATLES are releasing a new album next month (NOV06), which promises to be a 'new experience' of the Fab Four's music. LOVE is the soundtrack to the Beatles-inspired Cirque du Soleil show of the same name, consisting of experimental mixes of the pop phenomenon's back catalogue. The band's original producer SIR GEORGE MARTIN and his son GILES made the disc after the surviving Beatles, RINGO STARR and SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY, alongside JOHN LENNON's widow YOKO ONO and GEORGE HARRISON's widow OLIVIA, approached him to create a Beatles soundscape for the show, which debuted in Las Vegas, Nevada, in June (06). Sir George says, 'This music was designed for the Love show but in doing so we've created a new Beatles album. 'The Beatles always looked for other ways of expressing themselves and this is another step forward for them. Giles says, 'We took all the Beatles' catalogue from tape, the original four tracks, eight tracks and two tracks and used this palette of sounds and music to create a sound bed. 'What people will be hearing on the album is a new experience, a way of re-living the whole Beatles musical lifespan in a very condensed period.'"

For Cap'n Bob (and all you Zorro Fans)

Happy Birthday, Chubby Checker!

The master of the twist turns 65 today. You real music fans know that Hank Ballard and the Midnighters first recorded "The Twist" and that it was written by Ballard. It was Checker, however, who took it to the top of the charts. Twice.

Mooning

Scott Cupp believes we should all take part in this annual event. There is no admission charge.

The Muppet Matrix

It's the trailer for The Matrix, with Kermit as Neo. Why didn't someone think of this before? Thanks to Joan Reeves at Sling Words for the link.

Why The Hoff Is Better than Anybody

You might think you've heard The Hoff's best music, but have you heard "The Pingu Dance"? It was recorded for a kids' show in Switzerland, and you can hear it here, if you dare.

Caught in the Act


Noted video blogging artiste caught in the act of video blogging by Gary Warren Niebuhr. Check out Gary's list of classic (and not so classic) p.i. books for sale here. (This was an unpaid commercial message.)

Anna Nicole Smith Update

Rita Cosby Specials - MSNBC.com: "Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead says he is the father of her new daughter. Birkhead tells MSNBC's Rita Cosby he has filed suit against Anna Nicole and wants a DNA test."

Happy Birthday, Thomas Wolfe!

Nobody reads Thomas Wolfe anymore, as far as I know. His work wasn't included in any of the college anthologies of American literature that I used to see when I was still teaching, so I guess he's not considered important. Too bad. Look Homeward, Angel had a huge impact on me when I was a teen, and even though I haven't read it in over 50 years, parts of it are still vivid in my memory.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Shamus Awards

Private Eye Writers of America

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct. 2, 2006

PRIVATE EYE WRITERS OF AMERICA ANNOUNCE 2006 SHAMUS AWARDS

The Private Eye Writers of America announces the recipients of the 2006 Shamus Awards for excellence in private eye fiction:

Best Hardcover Novel

THE LINCOLN LAWYER by Michael Connelly (Little, Brown)

Best Paperback Original Novel

THE JAMES DEANS by Reed Farrel Coleman (Plume)

Best First Novel

FORCING AMARYLLIS by Louise Ure (Mysterious Press/Warner)

Best Short Story

“A DEATH IN UENO” by Michael Wiecek (Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine, March 2005)

“The Eye” – for lifetime achievement

Max Allan Collins

The Shamus Awards have been given annually since 1982 to honor novels and short stories featuring protagonists who are paid investigators not employed by a unit of government.

PWA was founded in 1981 by Robert J. Randisi to recognize the private eye genre and its writers. This year’s Shamus Awards were presented Sept. 29, 2006 at the 25th anniversary PWA banquet at the Overture Center in Madison, WI.

For additional information about the awards, contact awards chair Ted Fitzgerald at tedfitz[at] msn.com.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Houston Community Newspapers Online - Parent criticizes book 'Fahrenheit 451': "Alton Verm, of Conroe, objects to the language and content in the book. His 15-year-old daughter Diana, a CCHS sophomore, came to him Sept. 21 with her reservations about reading the book because of its language.

'The book had a bunch of very bad language in it,' Diana Verm said. 'It shouldn't be in there because it's offending people. ... If they can't find a book that uses clean words, they shouldn't have a book at all.'
Alton Verm filed a 'Request for Reconsideration of Instructional Materials' Thursday with the district regarding 'Fahrenheit 451,' written by Ray Bradbury and published in 1953. He wants the district to remove the book from the curriculum.

'It's just all kinds of filth,' said Alton Verm, adding that he had not read 'Fahrenheit 451.' 'The words don't need to be brought out in class. I want to get the book taken out of the class.'

He looked through the book and found the following things wrong with the book: discussion of being drunk, smoking cigarettes, violence, 'dirty talk,' references to the Bible and using God's name in vain. He said the book's material goes against their religions beliefs."

Thanks, Australia

One small word is one giant sigh of relief for Armstrong - World - Times Online: "[Neil] Armstrong has long insisted that he meant to say “one small step for a man . . .” — which would have been a more meaningful and grammatically correct version, free of tautology. But even the astronaut himself could not be sure.

“Damn, I really did it. I blew the first words on the Moon, didn’t I?” he is reported to have asked officials later, amid uncertainty as to whether he had blown the moment or simply been drowned out by static interference as his words were relayed 250,000 miles back to Earth.

Now, after almost four decades, the spaceman has been vindicated. Using high-tech sound analysis techniques, an Australian computer expert has rediscovered the missing “a” in Mr Armstrong’s famous quote. Peter Shann Ford ran the Nasa recording through sound-editing software and clearly picked up an acoustic wave from the word “a”, finding that Mr Armstrong spoke it at a rate of 35 milliseconds — ten times too fast for it to be audible.

Meg Chittenden at Bouchercon

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Duane & Al Go Shopping

Randall Hicks at Bouchercon

NPR's Top 100 Songs of the 20th Century

This is quite a list, with a paragraph about each song. The list is alphabetical, and the songs aren't ranked.

And to Think We've Been Doing this for Charity at Conventions

The Observer | UK News | Author auctions novel route to immortality: "It could be the ideal Christmas gift for a friend or lover with literary pretensions who wants their name to live forever. An Irish author is offering readers a small piece of literary immortality - if the price is right.

Jason Johnson, described by critics as 'the Irish Irving Welsh', will open up an unusual auction in cyberspace next month: a chance to become a character in his third novel. The highest bidder on his website, www.woundlicker.com can pay for the bizarre privilege of joining a former flasher and his psychiatric patient/girlfriend in his next book.

Johnson, whose second novel, Alina, was released last month, is as brutally frank about his motives as he is with his violent plots and muscular prose. The 37-year-old freelance journalist, whose first two books have received critical acclaim in Ireland, admits he is starting the auction to secure financial freedom."

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Itsy Bitsy Update

MiamiHerald.com | 09/29/2006 | Big mistake: 'Itsy Bitsy' songwriter isn't dead: "The man who wrote the famous novelty tune Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini is alive and well and living in Coral Springs.

This is news to some because it was widely reported this week that Paul Vance was dead.

''It's not bad here in heaven,'' joked Vance, 76, who wrote the 1960 hit made famous by teen idol Brian Hyland. ``On Thursday, we get Milton Berle and Frank Sinatra performing.''

Joking is the only thing a man who has been told he is dead can do, explained Vance, who said the phone has not stopped ringing since The Associated Press circulated his obituary on Tuesday.

''At first, it wasn't funny,'' Vance said. ``My grandchildren heard about it from the news, and they believed it. And then it turns out the man they wrote about is an impostor. They wrote about the death of some guy who for years had been taking credit for writing my song.''

The AP reported on the death of a 68-year-old man named Paul Van Valkenburgh of Ormond Beach, Fla., who claimed to have written the song under the name Paul Vance. The story cited the man's wife, Rose Leroux, as the source for that claim.

Leroux said her late husband -- who made a living as a salesman and then a painting contractor -- claimed to have had a music career before they met 40 years ago. He said that he wrote the song, but sold the rights when he was 19."

Anna Nicole Smith Update

Autopsy Says Mix of Drugs Killed Smith's Son - Los Angeles Times: "Actress and model Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son died from a lethal combination of methadone and two antidepressant drugs, the U.S.-based pathologist who conducted a private autopsy said in San Juan.

Toxicology tests showed that Daniel Smith had methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro in his system when he died Sept. 10 in a hospital room in the Bahamas where his mother was recuperating from giving birth, according to pathologist Cyril Wecht. Methadone is used to treat heroin addiction."

Top 10 Singalong Pop Hits Of All Time

Top 10 Singalong Pop Hits Of All Time: "Whether it's in the car listening to the radio, at a sports event, in a bar, or in the shower, one of the great things about pop music is it invites you to sing along. Some songs clearly are better than others for singing along, and it takes some time for a pop song to establish itself as a clear favorite. Read on for your guide's picks of the best of the best in singalong favorites."

Yet Another List

The books that inspired Laura Bush to campion literacy. The list is here.

Gillian Roberts/Judy Greber at Bouchercon

Nancy Pickard at Bouchercon

J. D. (Dusty) Rhoades at Bouchercon

Dusty is the author of The Devil's Right Hand and A Good Day in Hell.


Jim Lee's Texas

James Ward Lee, who says he's a "learner" when it comes to blogging, actually has a great blog, as you can discover if you click the link. And I'm not just saying that because he has great taste in literature.

Jim Lee's Texas: "One of my favorite Texas writers is Bill Crider, who was called by the Brazosport paper “the Bard of Alvin.” Crider is author of at least fifty books—mysteries, westerns, horror tales. He writes them faster than I can read them. My favorites may be the Carl Burns mysteries which are set in a small college in near West Texas. A Dangerous Thing, a very early Crider, is not only a fine crime novel, but a pretty wonderful satire on small college life."

Friday, September 29, 2006

Lee Goldberg at Bouchercon

Charlaine Harris at Bouchercon

Anna Nicole Smith Update

Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com - WENN: "Anna Nicole Smith has wed her longtime attorney Howard K. Stern in a wedding in Nassau, the Bahamas, according to US reports. Stern, who revealed he was the true father of the actress/model's baby girl Dannilynn on CNN show Larry King Live earlier this week, exchanged vows with Smith on a catamaran anchored off Blackbeard's Cay in Nassau yesterday morning, according to America's Star magazine. The wedding comes just 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel Smith, 20, who passed away in his mother's hospital room three days after his baby sister was born on September 7. An eyewitness to the nuptials tells the Star, 'There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed from the island to the catamaran.' The source adds, 'Anna was wearing a pink bikini' for a post-wedding swim party. On Tuesday, Stern told CNN anchor Larry King he was the father of Smith's baby girl, disputing claims by the actress' ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead that the child was his. He went on to tell King via satellite from the Bahamas that he and Smith were planning to wed: 'I've loved her for quite some time and hopefully the feeling's mutual. At some point, we will (get married).' If the reports are true, this will be Smith's third marriage. Her first husband was tragic Daniel's father Billy Wayne Smith and she wed 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall in 1994. He died in 1995."

Ken Bruen at Bouchercon

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters


Pinup Girl Mural Turns Heads On Highway

Painting Was Gift On Homeowner's Birthday


A mural of a pinup girl painted on the side of a north Seattle home has heads turning on a nearby highway.

The two-story painting of a topless Bettie Page is painted on the side of a house on Interstate Even though the pinup girl appears topless, she's strategically censored by a roof beam.

The owner of the home had his friend paint the mural for his birthday.So far, he said he has had no complaints from his neighbors.

Thanks to Graham Powell of Crimespot for the link.

On-Line Mystery Art Exhibit

George Hagenauer planned an art exibit for Bouchercon, but it didn't work out. However, you can see some of the paintings on line here. Check it out.

Chris Aldrich at Bouchercon

Max Allan Collins at Bouchercon

Al Guthrie at Bouchercon

Sarah Weinman at Bouchercon

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Possum Update

IR // AP News // Opossum Clash Ends With Arrest, Dog Shot: "SAN DIEGO - A dispute that began over the capture of an opossum in a residential neighborhood ended with police shooting a Rottweiler and arresting a man after stunning him with a Taser gun.

A fight broke out in the Talmadge area of San Diego after a resident saw a large opossum running in the area Tuesday and asked a maintenance worker to corral the feral animal, prompting a call to police.

An officer at the scene shot a Taser gun at one man who became combative, according to police reports.

The man removed the barbs and fled through a neighboring yard, where a Rottweiler allegedly came at the officer. The officer fired several shots in self-defense, police said."

We're Here

It's 6:10 p.m. and we're in our very nice room at the Madison Concourse Hotel, a mere 12 hours after getting up this morning. We've already see Robin Burcell, Sarah Weinman, Randy Hicks, Jim Winter, George Easter, Larry and Harriet Stay, George and Diane Kelley, Judy Bobolink, and probably others. And that's just in the lobby while checking in. I'll try to get some video subejcts lined up tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Off To Bouchercon

Tomorrow morning bright and early, Judy and I will be heading to Houston Intercontinental Airport for the long trip to Madison, Wisconsin. Okay, so it's not such a long trip as the crow flies, but we're not using a crow. We're using Continental Airlines, which means that we go to Cleveland, lay over for a few hours, and then go to Madison.

We'll be getting up here at 6:00 A.M. and getting to the hotel in Madison at about 6:00 P.M. So it's a long day's journey into night. Or, in this case, into the frozen north. We're basking in the 80s here this week, as opposed to the 90s last week, but the forecast for Madison looks pretty chilly to us, as it'll going into the 30s on Thursday night. That's the dead of winter.


At any rate, I'll be taking along the little video camera, and if all goes well, I'll post a video or two while we're gone. We'll be getting back here late on Monday, so the blog should return to what passes for normal sometime next week. Talk amongst yourselves until then.

"Paul Vance" R. I. P.

News Times Live Composer of 'bikini' song, Paul Van Valkenburgh, dies: "The New Milford native and composer of the 1960s novelty tune 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' died earlier this month.

Paul Van Valkenburgh, 68, who wrote the song and several others as a young man under the name 'Paul Vance,' died at his Ormond Beach home in Florida on Sept. 6.
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The owner of a painting and decorating business in Florida, Van Valkenburgh was a Navy veteran who fought in the Korean Conflict, and who in his early years wrote several songs.

His silly, snappy tune about a girl wearing a very revealing 'yellow polka dot bikini' was a hit when it was released on Aug. 8, 1960, by artist Brian Hyland."

In Other News, Cap'n Bob Applies to be Florida Cop

Vice Unit Thorough In Probe Of Bikini Bar: "TAMPA - East Hillsborough Avenue is hardly innocent.

Drug deals are made next to rundown buildings, prostitutes barter for cash, and a handful of adult businesses offer erotic massages, pornography and scantily-clad dancers.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says there even is a place where men have paid women to straddle their laps and show them more of a good time than allowed by law.

They know this because some of those men were undercover deputies.

From February 2004 to May 2006, vice unit detectives watched erotic dancers expose breasts and genitals during 92 lap dances in the VIP room of Lil Tootsie's nightclub, at 5634 E. Hillsborough Ave., according to county documents.

Sheriff David Gee said the investigation was a response to numerous calls for service, including violence, drug and DUI arrests where the driver had been drinking at the club. The investigation comes at a price for taxpayers. In addition to the detectives' time, they spent $6,400 on drinks, entry fees and tips, Lt. Gary Ganey said. Records show that in a single day, detectives visited the club three times and spent $260."

I, For One, Am Thrilled

Blame Jeff Meyerson for sending this link.

Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Are Friends Again! - Entertainment News, Reviews, Competitions - Entertainmentwise:
"
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reportedly making the first movements to becoming friends once again.

The Simple Life pair haven’t spoken for a year after a feud which neither will reveals the origins of.

However, on Friday they were filmed talking on the phone after Paris called to wish Nicole a belated happy 25th birthday according x17online.

Nicole apparently took the call while filling her car with gas and [was] so excited that she dropped her phone."

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like . . .

. . . Christmas! I had to go to Wal-Mart today for some last-minute travel stuff (snacks). Sure enough, the plastic trees are out, the decorations are on the shelves, and old Santa's standing by. Only three months to go!

The Killer Year' New Site is Launched

The Killer Year: "Welcome to Killer Year, your resource for the finest debut mystery and thriller novels of 2007.

Over the coming months, KillerYear.com will be your one stop shop. We will provide you with a comprehensive community, a neighborhood to call your very own, and a bevy of new authors to discover. Booksellers, reviewers, readers and writers, all living under one roof. You'll be able to buy our books, read our reviews, find out when we'll be in your neck of the woods, and get a glimpse into all of our dirty little secrets."

Will the Persecution Never End? (A Continuing Series)

Found at Neatorama. Original is here.

Free Streaming Movies

From J. D. (Dusty) Rhoades comes this link to a ton of free movies. The Giant Gila Monster? It's there. Hercules vs. the Moon Men? There. So is Birth of a Nation, for that matter. It's a long list. Check it out here.

I'm on The Brazosport News!

THE BRAZOSPORT NEWS: "I've been calling him 'The Bard of Alvin' for a year or two now, given his prodigious output of fiction, and he heeded our call sometime back to clean up the Nolan Ryan statue in front of Alvin City Hall, which he accomplished with a single phone call."

There's even a photo of me. I have no idea where it came from.