Saturday, September 24, 2016

Instant Karma

Cinnamon Roll Can Explodes Inside Man’s Butt During Shoplifting Incident  

Excellent mugshot included.
Hat tip to Scott Cupp.

7 comments:

Jeff Meyerson said...

Key classic explanation:

“I hope my Mr. Martini will be ok. We just wanted to spice up the love making tonight with something sweet and thought that some Cinnamon Rolls would do the trick. Well at least my darling got the Cinnabuns he wanted. I hope he has some leftovers for me to try.”

Deb said...

It was after the can exploded that things really got weird.

Jeff Meyerson said...

I hope he wasn't getting the leftovers from the exploded can IYKWIM, because...yuck.

Jeff Meyerson said...

And yet, amazingly, this did NOT happen in Florida.

Unknown said...

It's such a good story that I wonder if it's fake.

Rick Robinson said...

Dis-custing. I'll have nightmares

Jeff Meyerson said...

I wondered if it was too good to be true, too. Probably, but as you said, it's a great story. Who cares?