Yet People Say Romance Is Dead
The Smoking Gun: Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer’s gift store, according to police.
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Oddly enough, shoplifting from Spencer's was only the second-worst choice he made that day.
Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes.
He sounds like a keeper ti me!
I sent a link to my girlfriend, who said that those cheap vibrators aren't as good as the nicer brabnds.
Oral sex candy? What will they think of next?
Follow-up. They now want their wedding to be paid for via GoFundMe:
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2016/01/sex_toy_bandits_engaged_at_wal.html
I will not be helping out.
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