Saturday, May 16, 2015

First It was the Thin Mints Melee

Starbucks worker goes off on NYC customer, is fired: A Starbucks shift supervisor in Queens has been fired after viral video shows her screaming at a customer and demanding she leave after accusing her of stealing a cookie straw.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

First It was the Thin Mints Melee

Ore. woman arrested after refusing to use tongs at salad bar  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

They're Everywhere!

Pigs gone wild: Silicon Valley engineers take aim at learning how to hunt  

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Free for Kindle

Amazon.com: OMEGA Exile eBook: Stephen Arseneault: Kindle Store  The first book in the OMEGA series! For two thousand years, the Human run empire known as the Alliance of Major Planets (AMP) brought peace and stability to the five galaxies surrounding and including the Milky Way. Advances in technology, and a strong set of fair laws, had allowed a peaceful expansion of Human ideals. As the alliance aged, corruption crept in, allowing an overthow that placed a dozen ruling families in charge. Without clear leadership, the New Alliance began to decay, and without change, it will ultimately fail. For Knog Beutcher, a three star veteran detective, living in the New Alliance is a struggle. He finds himself caught in the middle of the chaos as colonies rebel and populations riot. With the invasion of one of the galaxies by an external enemy, the alliance's future becomes uncertain. Corruption, rebellion, intrigue and lawlessness have come to Knog's world. His struggles have only just begun... 

14 Hopelessly Optimistic Pieces Of Advice From A 1996 Guide To The Internet

14 Hopelessly Optimistic Pieces Of Advice From A 1996 Guide To The Internet

Song of the Day

POOR JENNY - Everly Brothers - YouTube:

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Woodlands cheerleaders named world champions 

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The Weird Week in Review

The Weird Week in Review 

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William P. McGivern, Odds Against Tomorrow, Cardinal, 1959

Warning: You Can't Unsee Them

More Awkward Band Photos

For You McGinnis Fans

The Golden Age: Robert McGinnis

Paris Hilton Update

Paris Hilton's Hairography Is Completely Flawless In Her New Music Video

Here Be Dragons: In Literature

The Book of Dragons by E. NesbitHere Be Dragons: In Literature on AbeBooks: The ancient mythology of the dragon dates far, far back, centuries before Shakespeare.  Originally often presented as sea serpents, modern dragons are now commonly reptilian creatures of land, with legs, and of air, with wings.  Though dragons are mythological creatures, it has been widely speculated that their existence was once widely accepted. This belief may have originated with prehistoric art, and with glimpses of large amphibious and reptilian creatures such as crocodiles or komodo dragons.

Vintage Treasures: Heroic Visions, edited by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

Vintage Treasures: Heroic Visions, edited by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

Friday, May 15, 2015

New AHMM Podcast

PodOmatic | Best Free Podcasts: Jim Fusilli reads "The One-Armed Man in the Luncheonette."

Listening to Stories

Listening to Stories | Trace Evidence -- Linda Landrigan, editor, Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine

As Who hasn't?

Because You've Always Wanted to Pet a Crocodile!

Song of the Day

"The Thrill Is Gone" BB King - YouTube:

Where Subway Sandwiches Rule

Where Subway Sandwiches Rule   

Alvin, Texas, inexplicably not mentioned.  Subway rules here, for sure.  There are, in this small town, three (count 'em, three) Subway shops.

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Or Maybe You Do

15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Nighthawks'

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Harold Livingston, The Detroiters, Bantam, 1959

The ten most expensive paintings in history

The ten most expensive paintings in history 

10 writing tips from legendary writing teacher William Zinsser

10 writing tips from legendary writing teacher William Zinsser

10 'Where Are They Now' Stories Of Infamous Criminals

10 'Where Are They Now' Stories Of Infamous Criminals

I'll Take Two

A Snickers Milkshake inside a Glass Made of Snickers Bars 

B. B. King, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: B. B. King, whose world-weary voice and wailing guitar lifted him from the cotton fields of Mississippi to a global stage and the apex of American blues, died Thursday in Las Vegas. He was 89.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

FFB: The Evil Sleep -- Evan Hunter

A reprint from 10-31-2004 

I'd been looking for this book for many years. I'm not sure Falcon Books were very well distributed in Texas, since I've run across very few of them, and I'd probably never have found this one if it hadn't been for eBay. Sure, the book was reprinted by Fawcett Crest in a slightly revised version as So Nude, So Dead, but I wanted the Falcon. Now I have it, even if it isn't signed, like Richard Moore's copy. I've even read it. It's told from the point of view of a heroin addict who wakes up one morning with a beautiful dead blonde babe in his bed. Not exactly an original idea, except for the addict part. He has to fight his addiction while trying to find the killer. There's a lot of brutality in the book, mostly torture and beatings, and a lot of sex. Ray Stone might be an addict, but he's pretty much irresistible to women. There's some awkward writing. ("Ray," she hissed. "Now!") But the story moves right along, and there's even a mention of Hunter College, which may or may not have been the inspiration for Evan Hunter's last name. Not a great novel, and no fan of Mickey Spillane's will be surprised by the ending, but I'm still glad I finally got my hands on a copy.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Ummmmmm. Swineapple.

Swineapple: Hollowed-Out Pineapple Stuffed with Ribs Wrapped in Bacon

The Old Retired English Teacher Sighs and Pulls out the Remainder of His Hair

Patriots Respond To Wells Report With Extensive Document: "The conclusions of the Wells Report are, at best, incomplete, incorrect and lack context.

Above is the first sentence of the Patriots' response to the Wells report.  Who writes this stuff?  I'm not just talking about the missing Oxford comma.  Doesn't anybody teach parallelism anymore?  Or did whoever wrote this just skip his freshman English class?  And keep off my damn' lawn.

First It was the Thin Mints Melee

Man threw tantrum over lack of mac and cheese at Roy Rogers   

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Paris Hilton Update

Everything Paris Hilton Has Posed With In England Over The Past Two Days

This Is Exactly Why We Have 911

Two lost and stoned men call 911 to get out of Barrie bush 

Vacation Novels: Why We Love Them

Vacation Novels: Why We Love Them 

Song of the Day

Highway 101 • WHISKEY, IF YOU WERE A WOMAN - YouTube:

Yet Another List I'm Not On

The 17 Most Bizarrely Lucky People Who Ever Lived

Today's Vintage Ad


Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Cucumber-shaped dirigible to fly over Houston to promote Hendrick’s Gin  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.
Excellent photo at the link.

“It’s Not So Lonely Here in the Garret” (by Michael Wiley)

“It’s Not So Lonely Here in the Garret” (by Michael Wiley) | SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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Richard E. Byrd, Alone, Ace, 1959

Daphne DuMaurier’s Legacy

Daphne DuMaurier’s Legacy

I Can Identify with Margaret Atwood

Procrastination Through the Ages: A Brief History of Wasting Time 

Bid Early and Often

Original 'War of the Worlds' Illustrations Up for Auction

Vintage Treasures: Under the Moons of Mars, edited by Sam Moskowitz

Vintage Treasures: Under the Moons of Mars, edited by Sam Moskowitz

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Gator Update (I Am Not Shocked Edition)

Shocking Photos of People Posing with Alligators at the Los Angeles Alligator Farm in the 1920s  

Hat tip to Deb.

PimPage: An Occasional Feature in which I Call Attention to Books of Interest

The Devil in the Clock (The Mick Callahan Series Book 5) - Kindle edition by Harry Shannon. Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.  Mick Callahan was a famous television psychologist until alcoholism and ego brought him down. Now he’s a loyal friend with a hot temper and a talent for getting into trouble. He’s trying to put his life back together, but something always gets in the way. In this brand new adventure, the fifth book in the popular series, Callahan suffers a devastating loss that forces him to hunt down a ruthless professional killer.