Thursday, September 10, 2015

First It was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

. . .  and now it's Doritos Battery! SEPTEMBER 10--A Florida man is jailed on a felony charge after allegedly battering his live-in girlfriend during a 4 AM argument “about eating Doritos,” police report.

1 comment:

Jeff Meyerson said...

Are we sure the dispute wasn't over his dumb@ss hairdo?

Jeff