Well, aside from tax-free shopping (Delaware's much-advertised pride), if one has exhausted the delights of "new-ark" and definitely not "new-erk" like that northerly city of such (literal) bad atmosphere, you are a quick drive away from Wilmington or Philadelphia, and a slightly longer one to Baltimore...there's enough to do to drive one into a frenzy of options-confusion, though perhaps one might try coupling atop the local Baja Fresh, instead, as they tend to be larger and it might be easier to hide behind something.
Then again, since a teaser in the copy for the Chipotle couple notes in describing the death of the nightclub-owning manfriend of one of the women on GLEE:
Police say Wednesday evening Bendik was socializing in an attempt to sample Philadelphia nightlife and there were no signs of any problems.
--perhaps the relative safety of public sex in Newark can seem appealing.
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What else is there to do in Newark, Delaware on a Saturday night?
Jeff
Not being from the area, I don't know. I'm guessing that the entertainment options are limited, but not so limited that people wanted to watch this.
Well, aside from tax-free shopping (Delaware's much-advertised pride), if one has exhausted the delights of "new-ark" and definitely not "new-erk" like that northerly city of such (literal) bad atmosphere, you are a quick drive away from Wilmington or Philadelphia, and a slightly longer one to Baltimore...there's enough to do to drive one into a frenzy of options-confusion, though perhaps one might try coupling atop the local Baja Fresh, instead, as they tend to be larger and it might be easier to hide behind something.
Then again, since a teaser in the copy for the Chipotle couple notes in describing the death of the nightclub-owning manfriend of one of the women on GLEE:
Police say Wednesday evening Bendik was socializing in an attempt to sample Philadelphia nightlife and there were no signs of any problems.
--perhaps the relative safety of public sex in Newark can seem appealing.
Oddly (and irrelevantly), GLEE actor Becca Tobin doesn't look altogether unlike Chipotle exhibitionist Nicole Germack. But all sympathies to Ms. Tobin.
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