Jerry Jones buys the Cowboys.
Jones fires Tom Landry.
Jones hires Jimmy Johnson.
Cowboys win Super Bowl.
Jones decides that Super Bowl win means he is a football genius.
Jones gets rid of Jerry Johnson.
Jones begins hiring series of weakest head coaches in NFL history.
Jones begins habit of firing weak head coaches after a couple of seasons.
Jones decides that he's a draft-day genius.
Jones uses #1 pick on Quincy Carter.
Jones continues draft-day genius unabated.
Jones cons city of Arlington into building expensive new stadium.
Jones hires fellow genius Rob Ryan as defensive coordinator.
Philadelphia 34, Dallas 7
Game not as close as score would indicate.
AMERICA'S JOKE
6 comments:
The Cowboys can never lose enough or suffer enough humiliation to suit me.
Jeff
He did have the good sense to hire Bill Parcells.
The Bill Parcells had the good sense to leave.
I'm with Jeff.
I'm also with Jeff, though my #1 team to hate will always be the Stealers.
I think you mean "Jimmy" not "Jerry" in line 7. But you're absolutely on-target with the rest of it.
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