Saturday, November 13, 2010
It Tasted Like Chicken
The Associated Press: Man says he was forced to eat beard in mower spat: "A central Kentucky man says he was forced to eat his beard after an argument about a lawn mower got out of control. Harvey Westmoreland of Lawrenceburg told WLEX-TV that two men cut off his beard, stuffed it into his mouth and forced him to eat it."
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Well, thank God they were only arguing about the lawn mower. Who knows what they would have forced him to eat if they'd been arguing about the weed-wacker!
Not just chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, coffee and apple pie. That's a genuine beard
Put it between two slices of bread with some mayonnaise, and it's not bad!
Interview with the beard-eatee can be found at
http://deadspin.com/5688844/fear-the-friend-who-makes-you-eat-your-beard
Talk about straight from Central Casting!
A.S.
They should have had "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background.
Do you think the miscreants were inspired by a similar scene in Dorothy Sayers' Five Red Herrings? I didn't think so . . .
Art Scott
Hey, you could be onto something. They seemed like well-read guys who'd like a good cozy mystery now an then.
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