The Old "I Was Distracted by a Gator in my Headlights" Excuse

Drunk driver: I was distracted by the alligator in my headlights | officer, ditch, walmart - News - Northwest Florida Daily News: "A man who drove over a curb, down a long grassy strip and into a ditch told a Crestview Police Department officer that he 'became distracted by an alligator in his headlights.'

He also said he'd had 'six beers or so.'"