The governor shot the coyote that he said was threatening his daughter's puppy with a Ruger .380-caliber pistol. Manufacturer Sturm, Ruger & Co. Inc. has now come out with a version emblazoned with 'Coyote Special' and 'A True Texan' on the sides.
On top is a picture of a coyote howling at the moon and five-pointed star of Texas. The box says it is 'For Sale to Texans Only.'"
Hat tip to Jeff Segal.
3 comments:
Texas needs a menaissance, if the governor packs a Ruger if should be a .44 single six.
The governor's testosterone is making me positively swoon!
That Ruger thing is just silly marketing.
I would assume that in a populous state like TX the Gov. would have a trooper tagging along as security anyway and would have pepper sprayed the animal and the coyote.
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