Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Hardware Store Offers Bush Job as Greeter |
NBC Dallas-Fort Worth: "Many may be familiar with the Wal-Mart greeter; the kind smiling individual standing at the opening of one of those mega-stores, ready to say hello. But DFW residents who know their nuts and bolts also know Elliott's Hardware's greeting force, who're often the perfect sage to ask, 'Where can I find a plunger?' as you walk into the store in pants wet up to your ankles.

Now Elliott's has their sights set on a very specific candidate for adding to their greeting group: Former President George W Bush."