In hot pursuit of a Hottie interview | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Paris said she was especially excited about her next flick, Repo! The Genetic Opera, a horror opera directed by Darren Lynn Bousman of Saw fame, due out this spring.
'It's basically about organ repossession in the year 2056,' Paris said. 'People's organs can fail, and you have to get an organ transplant. But if you can't pay for it, then a repo man will come and like rip it out of you.'
'It's like really scary. Creepy. Gory.'
Paris said her character uses plastic surgery to change her face every day. 'You'll never recognize me from scene to scene.'"
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Paris blasts continually forward, like a blitzkrieg, a juggernaut, a titan of Nature, a North Wind howling; ripping the expectations and predictions of the stentorian..ed..edly...torianatedly vapid - or empty barrels, if you will - the stentorianatedly vapid empty barren barrels, the loudly dead, the barkingly comatose, and i admit I have lost my place, ripping whatever I said before from these sorts of people I am talking about now, and leaving them to look foolish and lost and confused. Look now!...It is Comet Hilton!!! Stetching across the heavens and embarassing the stars!! By that I mean embarassing them by way of their comparative dimness to, ya know, her passing. I mean her transit. First a comedy triumph!...and then a horror classic!...She is like Shakespeare with his comedies and his tragedies, only with, ya know, woman body parts. What next for her, sainthood? Probably so. And probably even before she dies. If the Pope has a damn brain in his head.
Poetry, sheer poetry. I hope Paris is reading it. (And no cracks from anybody about her reading ability, please.)
I'll bet this will mark the first time Bill has worn a trench coat to a movie in 50 years.
The theater I saw it at she was personally selling her own line of trenchcoats. They were quite chic and were offered in in a variety of colors and styles, and even her own color creations, ranging from the popular "Tubercular Brown" and the more kilty-looking "Consumtive Umber" to even a more forward-looking line, "Gothic Ichor," "Phlegm" and "New York Tunnel Toxic Tan." I selected the highly prized never-needs-cleaning "Camoflage Bulldozed-Snow" which comes with a very fetching set of lovely hair extensions to throw the ushers off guard.
Well, as the anonymous haikuist puts it in what is soon to be no longer Duane S.'s paper, wait...is Paris supposed to be the "hot" one?
Even with the former in the ugly makeup, there really isn't that much to choose from between the actress and the heiress.
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