Sunday, December 23, 2007

You Don't Really Want to Click This Link

‘Wild Lindsay demanded sex’ | The Sun |HomePage|Showbiz|Bizarre: "LINDSAY LOHAN’S ex-boyfriend has revealed how the actress was an insatiable nymphomaniac addicted to marathon sex sessions."

11 comments:

Cap'n Bob said...

This is how I want to die.

Unknown said...

I knew you'd be envious.

Anonymous said...

The guy forgot to add "Not That There's Anything Wrong With That".

Moral: Don't for a "relationship" with someone you met in rehab.


Jeff M.

Anonymous said...

"form"

Brent McKee said...

Why can't I find a woman like that?

Unknown said...

You're hanging out with the wrong crowd!

Anonymous said...

what in the living hell possessed you to say i WOULDN'T want to click that site. that was one of the best reads in internet history.

Unknown said...

I thought it might make you envious.

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder about an athlete of their ages who finds Up to 4 Times in one day taxing (assuming any of this is more factual than a PENTHOUSE LETTERS letter). My first serious ex and I, who were of similar ages when we met, were prone to (and or supine in) that kind of day on occasion. Of course, we didn't Need to go snowboard or whatever it was this presumably real chowderhead (or supply your own white viscous liquid) wanted to do instead. And I've never been athletic, even though she has been intermittently. So, I guess some people just don't recognize their own good fortune.

Anonymous said...

I have just clicked onto the link you said I didn't really want to click on to.....again. That makes it 437 times I've done this. Namely, click onto the link you say i didn't really want to click on to. So your suppositions of what I really want to click on to and what I don't really want to click on to are not quite, well, in line with, well, what I really want to click on to, and what I don't really want to click on to. Just for the record. Because, for example, in this particular instance, you were dead, totally off target, 100%, no other way to put it...wrong. In error. Way off the mark. Huge margin of error. A "must be on crack" degree of inaccuracy. Whatever service you have hired to give you a running analysis of your readers likes and dislikes, you need to fire their asses. 'Cause in this instance of their telling you that I would not really like to click on to the link in question, they committed grievous grievous error. The guy who tried to park the Hindenberg was more on target. I knew you would want to know this. I hope it will be of some help in you formulating your next prediction.

Unknown said...

This has turned out like all my other predictions.