Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Paris Hilton: Making the World a Safer Place
Paris Hilton Helps Elephant Alcoholics - Starpulse News Blog: "Socialite Paris Hilton is spearheading a campaign to stop a herd of elephants killing themselves - after bingeing on alcohol. The hotel heiress was horrified to discover 40 of the animals were electrocuted after drinking rice-beer, which is brewed by locals in north-east India. And Hilton is now urging Indian residents to lock up their booze."
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Once again Paris Hilton, in her wondrous facility for stopping the presses over her self-galvanizing concerns for things that ten thousand electro-shocked rhesus monkeys would not find interesting has stopped God in His wrathful tracks toward His supernukes to call another halt to Armageddon in sheer awe and admiration of her ability to create something out of nothing. Sooner or later He has GOT to promote her to Deputy Deity. She's just the best.;
Hi bill, Found the link over to here off Lonnie Cruse's blog.
I somehow missed the latest adventure in Paris's life. I thought she was going to Africa for something or another....had to keep up.
You can always count on my for the latest on P.H. And tell Lonnie I said "hey."
I read that six elelphants took a hot squat on the flame stool, not 40. Seems to me they were just emulating Paris's behavior, getting drunk and rampaging.
Math probably isn't Paris's strong point.
Paris is good at math, don't kid yourself. She just plays it down really really well.
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