. . . so you need to get this now.
Welcome to HydroSliders.com!: "The HydroSlider is the revolutionary new way to have fun on the water. The creation of new metallurgy technology and advanced physics, the HydroSlider is the most fun to be had on the water, with or without an engine. With recorded speeds of up to 17 miles/hour, the HydroSlider is both a fun outdoor watercraft, and theoretically a mode of transportation (Think: 'Oh, my boat is docked in the water... how to get there without calling another boat?'). Propelled by your jumping and arm pumping, the HydroSlider slides along the water's surface at an average speed of 7-9 MPH under normal conditions. Think of it as a bike or scooter for the water... but instead of peddling you jump... and instead of wheels you have hydrofoils."
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I actually watched the video on the site and I still don't understand how the blasted thing works. Probably because they had "Noelani" operating it and while there are few things more attractive than an Hawaiian surfer girl in a bikini, one of them is an Hawaiian surfer girl in a bikini jumping up and down.
I'm pretty sure I'm not well enough coordinated to use it. But the video is nice.
I'd love to have one of those--and a HydroSlider would be nice, too. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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