Thursday, June 07, 2007

Janes in Jail: Day 3 (Extremely Urgent Update!)

Paris Hilton -- Free Woman - "TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down. "

Update update:
Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.


Cap'n Bob said...

Still in custody my ass.

Anonymous said...

I love it - she was "reassigned" to spent a few weeks in her palatial mansion with no restrictions on who can visit.

Sounds reasonable, for L.A. justice.

First O. J., then Robert Blake, and now this.

What a joke.

Unknown said...

I think her cell was too small. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.