Friday, February 09, 2007

Will Someone Send this Woman a Ticket to Tacoma? Cap'n Bob Is Waiting

ELLE MACPHERSON - MACPHERSON I CANT GET A DATE: "Supermodel ELLE MACPHERSON is desperate for a man in her life, but is struggling to find anyone who will go out on a date with her. The Australian beauty, who is nicknamed The Body, has been celibate for two years, and is still single despite attempting to chat up guys herself in a bid to get a date. She moans, 'I just don't get men hitting on me. It's crazy - but apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that? 'I'm a hopeless flirt. I'll go up to a guy and say, 'I think you are so beautiful,' but it doesn't work.' "


Anonymous said...

No, Bill, Philadelphia is a Much Easier Airport to get into, and I'll be happy to help her out.

Cap'n Bob said...

This is a job for Superbob! But seriously, do you think she'd go near any common schlub like us?

Unknown said...

A man's reach must exceed his grasp, else what's a heaven for?