Monday, November 20, 2006

Lost and Found

Let me check. Okay, it's not mine. Jeff Meyerson sent the link, and he says it's not his, either.

Police seeking owner of penis | "Police in South Africa are trying to trace the owner of a severed penis which was found lying on the ground in a village.

The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.

The police were called by the man who found the penis, which was not his penis, last Friday morning."


TM said...

Someone writing this copy had a lot of fun being very specific about the state of the organ. It was not attached to anyone, doncha know. Glad you checked, Bill...I'll look into checking myself eventually.

Anonymous said...

Man, I get pissed off when I can't find the TV remote. Just imagine how that guy feels. He's overturning couch cushions, looking for his pecker and yelling at his wife and kids: "Would it kill you to help me look? I'm not the only one who uses this thing, you know! Don't waste time looking in the kitchen, dammit! Why the hell would I leave it in there?"

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Maybe it fell out of Elton John's lunch pail.

Bill said...

Cap'n, you're a card.