First, there's this. And then there's this. My advice is simple: Don't click on either link. Especially not the second one.
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When I was in junior high school, there was a unfortunate trend of eating insects, started (no doubt) by some entrepeneur who came up with the idea of chocolate covered ants. Well, you couldn't taste the ants through all the chocolate, but you had bragging rights if you ate some. Then came fried bees, which you could eat by the handful; they tasted like peanuts (oil and salt covering something crunchy). To my later dismay, someone csme up with fried grasshoppers -- something that should only be fed to ben Laden and pederasts. From all this, i conclude that insects should only be eaten by motorcyclists, who (on average) swallow five pounds of Junebugs every fifty miles.
2 comments:
When I was in junior high school, there was a unfortunate trend of eating insects, started (no doubt) by some entrepeneur who came up with the idea of chocolate covered ants. Well, you couldn't taste the ants through all the chocolate, but you had bragging rights if you ate some. Then came fried bees, which you could eat by the handful; they tasted like peanuts (oil and salt covering something crunchy). To my later dismay, someone csme up with fried grasshoppers -- something that should only be fed to ben Laden and pederasts. From all this, i conclude that insects should only be eaten by motorcyclists, who (on average) swallow five pounds of Junebugs every fifty miles.
- Jerry House
I just knew that the "penis emporium" was going to pop up (so to speak) on one of those links.
My favorite paragraph is: "Government officials," says Nancy. "Two of them upstairs. They're having the penis hotpot."
But you should definitely NOT look at the picture accompanying the article.
Trust me on that one.
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