Sunday, February 19, 2006

The World Has Been Waiting for This!

A new Anna Nicole Smith movie! Who cares about this year's Academy Awards ceremony? I can hardly wait for 2007, when this will be up for "best picture" and Anna Nicole will be nominated for "best actress." My hometown will be so proud. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the tip.)

New York Daily News - Home - Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher: Pic gets under Molly's skin: "I adore B- and even C-grade movies, but they might have to add a few letters to the alphabet to do justice to 'Illegal Aliens,' a new spoof starring Anna Nicole Smith and Joanie (Chyna) Laurer.

The plot: 'Three aliens morph into superhot babes and arrive to protect the Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil.'

Laurer, a former WWE wrestler turned reality-TV star, got on the phone to plug her debut as a leading lady (not counting the porn tape she once released with her ex-boyfriend). 'I play a crazy, deadly, psycho bitch alien who wants to take over the planet,' she says.

And how was working with Anna Nicole? 'She's extremely nutty,' says Laurer, who admits that she herself is 'a campy, corny person anyway.'"


James said...

If the two of them don't make out, then I'm not interested!

Cap'n Bob said...

Sounds like the next Battlefield Earth in the making.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Dude! Dude! No, I've got the title:

"When Breasts Collide!" That alone will drive the DVD sales through the stratosphere!