Tuesday, November 15, 2005

You Can't Make Up Stuff Like This

New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "November 15, 2005 -- PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder. Paris managed to pull Baby Luv off her and hooked his leash to a cabinet while she rang up $4,000 worth of bras and panties and a bullwhip, says our eyewitness."

Naturally, what I want to know is if the lingere was for the monkey. And who was the bullwhip for?


Anonymous said...

What is a lingerie store like Agent Provocateur at Caesars doing selling bullwhips? Do guys get a gun and a chair when they buy their BVDs?

Ray said...

And it ain't a monkey. I know monkeys. That there cute furry wee thing is member of the raccoon family.

Jeff Meyerson said...

Well, obviously it wasn't for Paris, who clearly does not wear a bra, right?

I'm hoping the bullwhip was for the monkey to use on Paris.