Because this is a family friendly site, there is no way I can link to this site. It has terrible language in the headline (and elsewhere) and is about a guy with a really bad attitude. It is definitely NSFW. Key quote: "They have to take pictures of all their tattoos and he said, 'Make sure you get this one right here,'" Wallace said. "Then they all said, 'Woody, you got to get in here.' I saw it and said, 'Is that real?' and he said 'Yup!'"