Monday, October 31, 2011

How America's Team Became America's Joke


Jerry Jones buys the Cowboys.

Jones fires Tom Landry.

Jones hires Jimmy Johnson.

Cowboys win Super Bowl.

Jones decides that Super Bowl win means he is a football genius.

Jones gets rid of Jerry Johnson.

Jones begins hiring series of weakest head coaches in NFL history.

Jones begins habit of firing weak head coaches after a couple of seasons.

Jones decides that he's a draft-day genius.

Jones uses #1 pick on Quincy Carter.

Jones continues draft-day genius unabated.

Jones cons city of Arlington into building expensive new stadium.

Jones hires fellow genius Rob Ryan as defensive coordinator.

Philadelphia 34, Dallas 7

Game not as close as score would indicate.



Anonymous said...

The Cowboys can never lose enough or suffer enough humiliation to suit me.


Gerard said...

He did have the good sense to hire Bill Parcells.

Gerard said...

The Bill Parcells had the good sense to leave.

Randy Johnson said...

I'm with Jeff.

Cap'n Bob said...

I'm also with Jeff, though my #1 team to hate will always be the Stealers.

Deb said...

I think you mean "Jimmy" not "Jerry" in line 7. But you're absolutely on-target with the rest of it.