Wednesday, September 19, 2007

News Headlines You Didn't Want to See

Grandmothers Swing on Stripper Poles for Exercise

7 comments:

pattinase (abbott) said...

Treadmill or pole for Christmas this year? What do you think?

Bill Crider said...

Pole, definitely.

Randy Johnson said...

My eyes!!

jj solari, or El Conivo said...

this is the greatest effing idea in history. i aint gonna go into the details cause this is a family site. but i sure am itchin' to. i can see lotsa real good consequences from this. real good consequences for guys. i aint gonna go into the details. and it dont involve goin' one on one with none o' these dilapidated endentulate dragons neither. but if yer granma for real, or the granma you now realize yer married to, shows an interest in this, encourage it, my brothers. trust me on this one.

Brent McKee said...

the desirability of such things could very well depend on the age of the grandmother, don't you think? Say a woman has a kid at age 16. That kid has a kid at 16. Suddenly you not only have a grandmother who can work the pole but one who can work the pole professionally (and is dumb as the pole since she didn't teach her kid not to make the same mistake she did). She could even star in a new type of porn - GILF.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Thank you for not including pictures.

Jeff Meyerson said...

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That