BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
A true American tragedy ... why can't we leave this poor child/woman/idol/porn star/heiress in peace? With all that's wrong with the world (the sopranos ending this week, lap band surgery that precludes me from eating a full ring of sausage in one sitting, the F train construction requiring me to switch trains at Jay Street & Borough Hall, my wife hiding my tobacco), do we really need to pick on Paris?If only we can convince her to run for office some day ...
Bless her little heart, she went back to jail today, crying. Broke my heart. Okay, time for action, Bill, I'll bake the cake, you find the file, Charlie can deliver it. Let's get moving here, times a wastin'!
I'm glad someone besides me understands! You two are so right.
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