Let me check. Okay, it's not mine. Jeff Meyerson sent the link, and he says it's not his, either.
Police seeking owner of penis | Metro.co.uk: "Police in South Africa are trying to trace the owner of a severed penis which was found lying on the ground in a village.
The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.
The police were called by the man who found the penis, which was not his penis, last Friday morning."