Thanks, Bill. Inquiring minds want to know, and I forgot to watch.
Some may find it scary. Others will be strangely excited.
I saw Kirstie Alley up close back in '97 when I did the Writers of the Future thing. This was prior to her weight gain, but the weight of years had not been kind to her. So seeing her in a bikini isn't high on my list of things to do. Unless she's wearing Vulcan ears, but that goes without saying.Her dog also sniffed my crotch, but that's another story entirely.
So what if I told you she's wearing Vulcan ears in the video? And she has her dog with her?
I don't know what all the fuss about. Kirstie Alley looks downright slim compared to a lot of the bikini-wearing women at my local public beach. No joke.
I of course avoided this shabby exploitation but was subjected to it on this morning's news. I managed to avert my eyes as quickly as I could, but they were still assaulted by a glimpse of this unattractive, overweight woman in a bikini. What a sad example of a non-story making the public airwaves. Who on Teegeeack gives a damn about this vapid woman's weigh? She's making a living by selling nothing. Her guru, the master fraud and flim-flammer L. Ron Hubbard, must be smiling all the way down in Hell.
The Mighty ElRon is indeed smiling, and he's thinking, "I'd hit it."
L. Ron liked a little "junk in the trunk."
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