Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Song of the Day

Bo Diddley - Road Runner - YouTube:

How Did "Jones" Come to Mean "Craving"?

How Did "Jones" Come to Mean "Craving"? 

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By the time you read this, . . .

. . . I'll be sitting at M.D. Anderson as I await the blood draw that precedes my visit with my doctor.  After the visit with the doctor, if things go as planned, I'll have the third of the six chemo treatments in my little regimen.   Naturally all good thoughts, prayers, karma, and cash money are greatly appreciated.

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William G. Bogart, The Queen City Murder Case, Phantom Books (Australia), 1955

A Brief History of Ridiculous Celebrity Endorsements

A Brief History of Ridiculous Celebrity Endorsements  

Includes some great vintage ads.

Because, why not?

Riders of the Purple Sage: Zane Grey’s timeless novel will be staged as an opera.

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Every 'X-Men' movie ranked worst to best

Bonus FFB on Wednesday: Red Sky at Morning -- Richard Bradford

I first read Red Sky at Morning when it came out in paperback long ago.  As I've mentioned many times before, I'm a sucker for a coming-of-age novel, and this is one of my favorites.  When I saw a trade paperback copy for a buck the other day, I decided it was time to read it again, and I'm glad I did.  It's just as warm and funny and touching as ever.

The time is the 1940s, and WWII is raging.  The narrator is Josh Arnold, whose father is a ship builder in Mobile, Alabama.  Afraid that Mobile might be a German target, Mr. Arnold sends Josh and his mother to their second home in a small New Mexico mountain town and joins the navy.  Both Josh and his mother are familiar with the town from vacations there, but living there is different.  Josh makes some friend and enemies and adjusts quickly.  His mother does not; she begins drinking heavily and eventually cracks up.

The dialogue in the book is wonderfully funny all the way through, the descriptions of weather and the town and the people are all spot on, and the characters are varied and engaging.  If you like coming-of-age novels at all, this one is must reading.  Highly recommended.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Ned Garver, R. I. P.

The New York Times: Ned Garver, the only pitcher in American League history to win at least 20 games in a season for a ball club that lost at least 100 times, achieving the feat for the 1951 St. Louis Browns, died on Sunday in Bryan, Ohio. He was 91.  i

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Why Great Critics Make Disastrous Judgments

Why Great Critics Make Disastrous Judgments

Song of the Day

Ringo Starr - Blindman - YouTube:

A Beginner's Guide to Body Snatching

A Beginner's Guide to Body Snatching

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Nine Modern Literary Letter Collections

Nine Modern Literary Letter Collections for the Curious Reader: The emails between Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer will soon be forgotten, while other correspondence is here to stay. Let’s go back to the days where writing letters was more about cultivating confidants and friendships, and less obviously a media stunt. Reading someone’s letters give us a glimpse into their private life — that’s why we love them. If you ever wondered what some of your favorite modern writers were composing when they weren’t polishing drafts of books that would go on to change the world, check out this list.

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Gerald Brown, Murder to an Audience, Phantom Books (Australia), 1954

I Miss the Old Days

Commentary: '67 was a groundbreaking year for films  I

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

Erle Stanley Gardner on Mysteries

Erle Stanley Gardner on Mysteries

Overlooked Movies: Blindman

Tony Anthony stars as the blind man, a guy who's promised to deliver fifty women as mail-order brides to some lonely miners.  However, his fifty women have been stolen from him by his business partners and sold to a Mexican bandit, who plans to sell them to the Mexican army. Being blind is no handicap for Anthony, who goes after them along with his seeing-eye horse.  The movie's origin is in the well-known Zatoichi films from Japan, but it's not really much like the only one of those I've seen.

You might think that a blind man would have trouble shooting and fighting, but Anthony does a pretty good job of both.  The movie has plenty of action and a really high body count, not to mention torture, rape, and nudity.  It never slows down for long.  There's even some humor.

And of course there's Ringo Starr.  That's right, Ringo Starr as a Mexican bandit.  You have to see it to believe it.  He's not bad, even though he spends most of his time just scowling.  He also wrote a song for the movie, but it wasn't used.  It's today's "Song of the Day," so you can judge for yourself about whether that was a wise decision.


Blindman

BLINDMAN - TRAILER - YouTube:

Monday, February 27, 2017

New Poem at The Five-Two

The Five-Two: Karen Petersen: THE LAST BATTLE

Sacred Cat Rug

Sacred Cat Rug – St. Augustine, Florida: Possibly the world's oldest rug, this Egyptian relic is woven entirely from ancient cat hair and once carried a mummified human foot.

Song of the Day

GENE VINCENT The Wayward Wind - YouTube:

Forgotten Hits: February 27th

Forgotten Hits: February 27th

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10 Famous Cast Reunions That Make us Feel Old

10 Famous Cast Reunions That Make us Feel Old

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Neil Pritchie, The Savage Kick, Gold Medal, 1962

The Weird Story of “The Man They Couldn’t Hang”

The Weird Story of “The Man They Couldn’t Hang”

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

The Top 10 Classic Movie Musicals

Here Are All The Winners At The 2017 Oscars

Here Are All The Winners At The 2017 Oscars

Andy Warhol's Cats: 15 Minutes of Feline Fame

Andy Warhol's Cats: 15 Minutes of Feline Fame 

Sunday, February 26, 2017

How Can Paris Let this Museum of Music Treasure Close Down?

How Can Paris Let this Museum of Music Treasure Close Down?  

Hat tip to Art Scott.

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Best Actress Oscar-Winners Since 2000, Ranked Worst to Best  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Joseph Wapner, R. I. P.

Hollywood Reporter: Joseph Wapner, the real-life retired judge who presided over the syndicated court show The People's Court for more than a decade, died Sunday. He was 97.

Neil Fingleton, R. I. P.

The Guardian: Game of Thrones star Neil Fingleton has died at the age of 36, it has been reported. Once named as Britain’s tallest man, the 7ft 7in star played Mag the Mighty in the fantasy series and also took on roles in X-Men: First Class and Jupiter Ascending.

The science of why we experience false memories

The science of why we experience false memories

Song of the Day

Dee Dee Sharp - We'll Walk Together - YouTube:

Welcome to the Messy World of Jerry's Junk

Welcome to the Messy World of Jerry's Junk: Staring out at you from behind those rusty gates; thousands of tightly packed, unwanted objects from the past sit in an eerie silence, almost as if they might just come alive as soon as you turn your back. Each and every single one has been collected by Kentucky’s King of Junk, who has made a temporary home for them in his wild and tangled fortress…

Bill Paxton, R. I. P.

Bill Paxton Dead: Actor Dies of Surgery Complications: The Texas native, who won an Emmy for his work in the TV mini-series Hatfields and McCoys, began acting in the 1970s. His earliest acting credits include minor roles in blockbusters such as Terminator (1984) and Aliens (1986).

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Soon We'll Have No Rights Left at All

In Arlington, the chance to own a pet lion or crocodile may soon disappear 

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Roswell G. Ham, Jr., The Gifted, Avon, 1953

Not a Bad Life

This Man Has Been Living On Cruise Ships for Twenty Years: Mario Salcedo took his first cruise almost twenty years ago—and never stopped.

Razzies 2017 Winners List

Razzies 2017 Winners List

Tootsie Rolls Were WWII Energy Bars

Tootsie Rolls Were WWII Energy Bars

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Nancy Willard, R. I. P.

Nancy Willard, June 26, 1936 – February 19, 2017: Nancy Willard was the author of more than 70 books, including more than 40 books for children, such as the Anatole trilogy, Firebrat (1988), East of the Sun and West of the Moon: A Play (1989), and Pish, Posh Said Hieronymus Bosch (1991), illustrated by the Dillons. She won the Newbery Award in 1982 for her book of poetry, William Blake’s Inn, illustrated by Alice & Martin Provensen. It was the first book of poetry to win the Newbery.

Off Rock -- Kieran Shea

It's the year 2278, and there's still no cure for the flu, which is just one of the many problems that plague Jimmy Vik in Off Rock. Not that he has the flu, but the guy supervising his shift does, and that means that Jimmy's former girlfriend is his supervisor when he discovers a huge hunk of gold on the asteroid where he's working as a miner. The gold isn't supposed to be there, and Jimmy is contemplating ways of getting it for himself.  And if he can, the problem becomes one of how to get it "off rock."

In a way, Off Rock is a caper novel, at least to begin with, because there's a lot of careful planning involved with moving that gold.  Unfortunately for Jimmy Vik, he has to team up with a shady character named Jock, who's not only treacherous but marked for death by a shady organization that's sent a beautiful assassin to the asteroid to kill him.  And then things get complicated.

One of the things I enjoyed about Off Rock, besides the story, was the very real world that Shea creates.  It's a scruffy, lived-in world, and it's very well done.  The book zips right along, the plotting is clever, there's humor, and Shea has a great time telling the tale.  Check it out.

Rusty Puppy -- Joe R. Lansdale

Hap and Leonard are back in another East Texas crime novel in which Joe Lansdale blends humor and grim events as skilfully as ever.  Hap and Leonard seem to attract trouble, and this time when they're hired to look into the death of the son of the woman to lives across the street from the detective agency where they work, things take a real turn for the dark and dangerous side.  They also spend a heck of a lot more money working on the case than they get paid.

The woman suspects that the police might be involved in her son's killing, and Hap and Leonard discover themselves involved with what might be the most corrupt police department in all of East Texas.  One of the members of the department is an old enemy of Leonard's, which leads to even more trouble.  

As usual, it's the characters and the dialogue that make a Lansdale novel special, and this one introduces Reba, a young girl whom Leonard describes as a 400-year-old vampire.  I suspect she's going to be back in a future book or two.  There are a couple of big martial arts battles, and plenty of sex and cussin'.  I suspect that everyone who reads this blog is already familiar with Lansdale's work, but if you're not, it's time to find out what you're missing.  Highly recommended.

11 Hulking Facts About Green Giant

11 Hulking Facts About Green Giant

Song of the Day

The Drifters - Saturday Night At The Movies - YouTube:

7 Myths About Vikings, Debunked

7 Myths About Vikings, Debunked

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Our Evolving Language

Oxford announces dictionary additions

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John Jennings, River to the West, Perma Books, 1952

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Oscars 2017: Here are 10 great movies that were ignored by the Academy Awards

Chelsea Clinton: By the Book

Chelsea Clinton: By the Book

The Barry Awards Nominees

The Rap Sheet: Deadly Pleasures Mystery Magazine has announced its contenders for the 2017 Barry Awards in four categories.

Forgotten Hits: February 25th

Forgotten Hits: February 25th

To sit, or not to sit? THAT is the question.

To sit, or not to sit? THAT is the question.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Forgotten Hits: February 24th

Forgotten Hits: February 24th

15 Intense Facts About 'Cape Fear'

15 Intense Facts About 'Cape Fear': In 1991—long before the term "gritty reboot" came into this world and lost all of its meaning—Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro teamed up to make a gritty reboot of J. Lee Thompson's 1962 thriller Cape Fear.

Song of the Day

John Conlee - Rose Colored Glasses - YouTube:

I Miss the Old Days

Broads, Dames, Dolls and Dishes: Gorgeous 1960s Mugshots

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6 of the World’s Most Mysterious Standing Stones

6 of the World’s Most Mysterious Standing Stones

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Evelyn Eaton, Quietly my Captain Waits, Perma Books, 1951

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Woman's fingertip bitten off during fight over shoes in Delray  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

I Have a Feeling It's Not Just Texans

13 things only real Texans love to eat and drink 

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Why 1977 Might Be the Greatest Year in Music History

Or Maybe You Do

14 Facts You May Not Know About Johnny Carson 

Bonus FFB: The Best of H. P. Lovecraft

Robert Bloch mentioned in Once Around the Bloch that he'd written an introduction to a hefty Arkham House collection of H. P. Lovecraft's work.  It happens that I have a copy of that book.  Not the Arkham House edition but the Ballantine reprint.  I hadn't read Lovecraft's work since the '50s, so I thought it might be fun to dip into it again and see what I thought.

The complete Table of Contents is below.  The stories I read were "The Rats in the Walls," "The Outsider," "The Call of Cthulhu," and "The Dunwich Horror," all of which I'd read back in the old days.  I had no trouble at all with the writing style.  In fact, I was quite comfortable with the long paragraphs, the lengthy descriptions, the many adjectives, the arcane vocabulary.  It was like visiting an eccentric old friend.  Not that the stories were as effective as they once were.  There's a big difference in reading Lovecraft as a teenager and as a really old guy.  I think this is particularly obvious in "The Outsider."  Has there ever been a sensitive teen who didn't read this and identify with the narrator, even at the very end?  Especially at the end, maybe.  Great stuff.  The creepiness factor in the other stories is still high, but it's not the same as it was in the old days.

Lovecraft has come under a lot of fire lately for his racist attitudes.  I wonder how many people will toss the book aside when reading "The Rats in the Walls" when they come to the name of the narrator's cat.  Probably quite a few.  There are lots of references in the stories to degeneracy and mongrelism, too, so be warned.

Table of Contents

Introduction: Heritage of Horror, by Robert Bloch
The Rats in the Walls
The Picture in the House
The Outsider
Pickman’s Model
In the Vault
The Silver Key
The Music of Erich Zann
The Call of Cthulhu
The Dunwich Horror
The Whisperer in Darkness
The Colour Out of Space
The Haunter of the Dark
The Thing on the Doorstep
The Shadow Over Innsmouth
The Dreams in the Witch-House
The Shadow Out of Time

FFB: Dead Man's Tide -- William Richards (Day Keene)

Someone (August West?) mentioned Dead Man's Tide in a comment on a long-ago post, so I thought I'd grab my copy and read it.  My guess would be that Day Keene aimed this book right at Gold Medal, but it missed the cut. 

The opening is one that's been used many times before.  Charlie Ames wakes up in a strange place with no memory of the night before.  There's no dead body around, as there often is in this kind of story, but he sees a lot of blood.  The body shows up, however; Ames is accused of murder, and the frame is a perfect tight fit.  Even his wife doesn't believe he's innocent at first.  When she does believe him, she searches for evidence to clear him.  Finding something, she's knocked out and accused of a second murder.

Things happen fast, as you'd expect in a Keene novel, and if the gimmick is too obvious, there's a lot of Florida local color (both scenery and characters) to make up for it.  The book was later republished by Avon as It's a Sin to Kill under the Keene byline.  Check it out.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

The Master and Margarita -- Mikhail Bulgakov (Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky, translators)

In the late 1960s, the Signet paperback edition of The Master and Margarita was all over the paperback racks.  I loved the cover, but I was a grad student in American literature and didn't really have time to read a long Russian novel.  After all, I was reading a lot of Gold Medal originals in my spare time.  

The other day I read that the book was Soon to Become a Major Motion Picture (not that is hasn't already been made into motion pictures and TV series), so I thought it was time for me to see what I'd been missing.  The edition I picked up was published by Penguin Classics in 1997, and it's about 400 pages (not counting the end notes) of tiny print, not the kind of thing I usually read, but I persevered.

There are several main plot threads in the novel, but they're all connected with the arrival one day of the Devil and several of his pals (that's one of them on the cover pictured above) in Moscow.  Hijinks ensue, to say the least.  I'm not sure whether to call the book a fantasy or magical realism.  Maybe some of you can help me out.  Another plot thread has to do with Pontius Pilate on the day he condemns Jesus to be crucified.  This is both a story told by the Devil and a novel written by the Master, who hardly appears in the first half of the book.  Margarita appears even less and doesn't figure at all until the second half.  But those two are the third strand of the plot, which I won't try to unwind for you.  It's one of those books you just have to read for yourself.

If I knew more about the political, social, and literary goings on in Russia in the 1930s, maybe I could some up with some comments about the book's satire.  I'm pretty ignorant of all those things, however, so I just enjoyed the story, the wild happenings, the humor, and the characters, who, I must admit, were a bit hard to keep up with because of the Russian names and the fact that everybody seems to have at least three or four names, most of which aren't like the others.  Is this one of the great books of the 20th century, as it's often been called?  You can't prove it by me, but I'm glad I read it.

The Radical Argument of the New Oxford Shakespeare

The Radical Argument of the New Oxford Shakespeare

Song of the Day

PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN YOUR HEART JACKIE DESHANNON - YouTube:

Gator Update (Stolen Statue Edition)

Alligator statue stolen from Riverside home: "I would like for the people who caught it to be fed to some alligators," said Carr.

Oscar Nominees’ Most Embarrassing Roles

Oscar Nominees’ Most Embarrassing Roles

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I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Type casting: the worst novels by Hollywood actors 

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Susan Ertz, Mary Hallam, Bantam, 1950

“Screaming Blue Murder—Writing For Television” (by Cath Staincliffe)

“Screaming Blue Murder—Writing For Television” (by Cath Staincliffe) | SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN: Cath Staincliffe’s work first appeared in EQMM in January 2016. Her latest EQMM story, “The Rat,” is featured in our current issue, March/April 2017, and a third story will appear in EQMM later this year. The Manchester writer is a founding member of the Murder Squad, a collective of crime writers from the north of England. She came to EQMM later in her career than the other members of that group, which includes Martin Edwards, Ann Cleeves, Kate Ellis, Margaret Murphy, and Chris Simms.  Long before her EQMM debut, Cath had become an award-winning novelist, radio playwright, and creator of the hit series Blue Murder for Britain’s ITV.  She has been shortlisted for the Crime Writers’ Association’s Best First Novel award and for the Dagger in the Library. She was also joint winner of the CWA Short Story Dagger in 2012. Her novel Letters To My Daughter’s Killer was selected for the Specsavers Crime Thriller Book Club on ITV3 in 2014. She also writes the Scott & Bailey novels based on the popular television crime show.  The Silence Between Breaths, her latest book, explores what happens when ordinary people are caught up in a terrifying and extraordinary event. In this post, Cath talks about her experiences writing for television.—Janet Hutchings

I Found a Penny in the Walmart Parking Lot Last Week

Found: 50,000-Year-Old Microbes Hiding in the Cave of the Crystals 

The Most Successful Songwriters in Rock History

Neatorama: Popular music in the early 1950s was all about cardigan sweaters and sanitized tunes. But then a pair of upstart songwriters taught teenagers how to let down their hair. Here's how two Jewish kids from the East Coast brought black music to white America.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Murder by the Book, Houston, 2/22/17


Top: Joe R. Lansdale hamming it up.

Bottom: Kathleen Kent and Joe R. Lansdale entertain the crowd.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Athens man assaults mother with pork chop, head-butts her

Gary Cartwright, R. I. P.

One of my Texas writing heroes, whose career I've followed for 55 years or more.

Gary Cartwright dead at 82: Texas Monthly writer known for true crime: He specialized in true crime stories, such as spectacular case of Fort Worth millionaire Cullen Davis, charged with shooting his estranged wife, Priscilla, and murdering her lover, Stan Farr, and her teenage daughter, Andrea. Cartwright turned the lurid drama into the book “Blood Will Tell,” which was adapted into a TV miniseries.  


Forgotten Hits: February 22nd

Forgotten Hits: February 22nd

Library Hand

Library Hand, the Fastidiously Neat Penmanship Style Made for Card Catalogs

Song of the Day

Cheap Trick - Don't Be Cruel - YouTube:

I'm Sure You'll All Agree

Toptenz.net: When writing about this, we understand that based on their perspectives, some people may disagree partly with this list. However, with so many fake news sites out there, and so much propaganda, it can be useful to go over those news sources best known for holding their standards to something more approaching real and honest journalism. A true journalist isn’t out to change your mind, but rather to tell you what is happening.

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Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Pecan Pie Vending Machine – Cedar Creek, Texas: A 24-hour vending machine restocked daily with homemade full-sized pecan pies.

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Daoma Winston, The Woman He Wanted, Beacon, 1954

They Can't Say I Didn't Warn Them

Hunters fight so-called 'feral hog apocalypse' in Texas   

Key quote:  “We’re gonna after possible the whole ecosystem.”  That would be a disaster, all right.

Album Covers: child prodigies

LPs : child prodigies  

Link via Messy Nessy.

I Miss the Old Days

The Tale of the 1970s Fashion Apocalypse

David Yorko, R. I. P.

David Yorko, 1943-2017: Rocker wasn’t ‘typical musician’: Known for instrumental hits such as “Red River Rock” and “Beatnik Fly,” the Rossford-based Johnny & the Hurricanes — fronted by saxophone player Johnny Paris — gained international fans.

Bonus FFB on Wednesday: The Case of the Lame Canary -- Erle Stanley Gardner

My copy of The Case of the Lame Canary is the one pictured here, the 23rd printing from 1954.  It's probably been through dozens of more printings by now.  I've had the book for years but hadn't read it.  When I found myself in the mood for a Perry Mason case, I picked it up zipped through it.

It's impossible for me to summarize a Perry Mason book because they're all quite complex.  This one begins with a woman who brings a lame canary (lame because of incorrect nail trimming) with her to Mason's office.  She also brings a story that doesn't hold up very well that involves some smooching, an automobile accident, and a few other things.  Mason takes her case only because of the canary, thinking that he's been fooled into taking an uninteresting case.  He's soon proved wrong, as murder enters the picture, along with a mysterious arson investigator who was involved in the accident, a lot of lies, and a lot of legal hanky-panky.  There's a race against time involved, too, as Mason has promised to take his secretary, Della Street, on an around-the-world cruise if the case is resolved in time.

How Mason arrives at the solution is a little questionable, and the summing up is complicated with a lot of little things, but Mason is, as always, eight or ten steps ahead of everyone else.  The book is fast (I'm guessing 80% or 90% dialogue) and fun, and if it's a little hard to swallow the whole explanation, who cares?  Now I'm feeling the need to read another of Mason's cases.