Thursday, January 02, 2014

I Wonder If She's Met the Woman Who Eats Mattress Stuffing

TLC My Strange Addiction: Woman addicted to drinking PAINT 

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Patrick Stafford Golden's Photos: Best baby name so far goes to first baby of the year in Lubbock, Texas. 

Hat tip to Patrick Golden.

Only $1.99 for a Limited Time

Amazon.com: Crashed (Junior Bender #1) (A Junior Bender Mystery) eBook: Timothy Hallinan: Books  Junior Bender is a Los Angeles burglar with a magic touch. Since he first started breaking into houses when he was fourteen years old, he’s never once been caught. But now, after twenty-two years of an exemplary career, Junior has been blackmailed by Trey Annunziato, one of the most powerful crime bosses in LA, into acting as a private investigator on the set of Trey’s porn movie venture, which someone keeps sabotaging. The star Trey has lined up to do all that’s unwholesome on camera is Thistle Downing, America’s beloved child star, who now lives alone in a drug-induced stupor, destitute and uninsurable. Her starring role will be the scandalous fall-from-grace gossip of rubber-neckers across the country. No wonder Trey needs help keeping the production on track.

Junior knows what that he should do—get Thistle out and find her help—but doing the right thing will land him on the wrong side of LA’s scariest mob boss. With the help of his precocious twelve-year-old daughter, Rina, and his criminal sidekick, Louie the Lost (an ex-getaway driver), Junior has to figure out a miracle solution.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana 

10 Worst Typos of the Year for 2013

10 Worst Typos of the Year for 2013

It's National Science Fiction Day!

National Science Fiction Day

The Chinese village with the secret to long life

theguardian.com: Famed for centuries for its residents' unusual longevity, it now has 81 centenarians. Proportional to population, that is roughly five times China's average.

Yet Another List I'm Not On

The Most Extreme Explorers of 2013

Song of the Day

▶ Jefferson Airplane - Chauffeur Blues - YouTube:

5 Dates You Won't Find on Your Calendar

5 Dates You Won't Find on Your Calendar 

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6 Priceless Ancient Artifacts (Destroyed by Idiots)

6 Priceless Ancient Artifacts (Destroyed by Idiots)

That's One Way to Celebrate

Woman tried to run boyfriend over on couple's anniversary, deputies say 

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Video of man throwing basketball off 500ft tower and into moving net on the ground: Trick shot specialists Dude Perfect performed the feat at in Dallas

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

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George Harmon Coxe, Murder for the Asking, Dell, 1946

Here's the Plot for Your Next Zombie Black Market Thriller

Indiana man accused of stealing brains from a museum and selling them on eBay 

10 Gangsters And Their Unique Nicknames

10 Gangsters And Their Unique Nicknames

Atomic Hollywood posters

Atomic Hollywood posters

The Decline of Western Civilization Continues Apace

EW.com: For the season premiere of My Strange Addiction, TLC has tracked down an odd duck who likes to munch on mattress stuffing. It’s certainly a testament to the human body and how efficiently it digests foreign matter; a family member comments on how he’ll often find full pieces of padding in the commode. Yowza.

Literally

Meet the most attractive man in the world

Father Time’s Scythe Is Not a Reaper’s Tool

Father Time’s Scythe Is Not a Reaper’s Tool

The Werewolf

▶ 1956 THE WEREWOLF TRAILER STEVEN RICH - YouTube:

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Juanita Moore, R. I. P.

Variety: Juanita Moore, who broke barriers for African-American actors and was Oscar-nommed for 1959′s “Imitation of Life,” died Tuesday at her home in Los Angeles. Her step-grandson, actor Kirk Kahn, said she was 99.  

Hat tip to Doc Quatermass. 

It Really Is Useful for Everything

Barre Police seek robber disguised with duct tape

Woo-Hoo!

The Top 10 Mystery / Thriller Titles eBook / Audio / Print | Gordian Knot Books: Top Ten Mystery / Thriller

The Man – Irving Wallace
The Second Lady – Irving Wallace
The Seventh Secret – Irving Wallace
Too Late to Die – Bill Crider
The Fan Club – Irving Wallace
Harlot’s Moon – Ed Gorman
Small Felonies – Bill Pronzini
D.O.A. – Dave Pedneau
The Weedless Widow – Deborah Lewis
Bohemian Heart – James Dalessandro

James Avery, R. I. P.

CNN.com: Actor James Avery, who played the beloved Uncle Phil on the hit 1990s sitcom "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," died Tuesday, his publicist confirmed. He was 67.  

Hat tip to Doc Quatermass.

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Fireworks blamed in Texas fire that torched hundreds of porta-potties

Hi-Yo Silver, Away!

Hi-Yo Silver, Away!: The creation of The Lone Ranger

Song of the Day

▶ Abba - Happy New Year - YouTube:

Excuse Me While I Take a Selfie of Myself Twerking

Wordpocalypse! ‘Selfie,’ ‘twerk’ top list of most annoying words of 2013 

17 Strange And Creepy Vintage New Years Cards

17 Strange And Creepy Vintage New Years Cards

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10 Ancient New Year Traditions And Stories

10 Ancient New Year Traditions And Stories 

The Resnick/Malzberg Dialogues #13: Pseudonyms

The Resnick/Malzberg Dialogues #13: Pseudonyms | Mike Resnick 

Link via SF Signal.

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Dwight V. Babcock, Gorgeous Ghoul Murder Case, Avon, 1943

I Miss the Old Days

The Beatles audition for Decca this day in 1962

13 Oddee-est Stories of 2013

13 Oddee-est Stories of 2013 

15 Fantastically Artistic Alternate Covers For Famous Books

15 Fantastically Artistic Alternate Covers For Famous Books 

5 Futures for Libraries

5 Futures for Libraries

We Don't Have a Parking Problem in Alvin, Texas

For sale: A three-bedroom Scottish castle and a West London parking space. Guess which costs the most

Paris Hilton Update

Q A: Hyde Bellagio NYE DJ Paris Hilton talks globe trotting, music and marriage - Las Vegas Sun News 

Hat tip to Fred Zackel.

Happy New Year!

This one's for those of you who didn't stay up to read my 12:00 A.M. post but who bounded out of bed bright and early to see what I'd have up this morning.  Have a great 2014!

Where There's Life

▶ 1947 WHERE'S THERE'S LIFE TRAILER BOB HOPE - YouTube:

Happy New Year!

May 2014 be the year when all your wishes come true, when you keep all your resolutions, when you are the happiest that you've ever been, and when everyone you love and care about is healthy and happy, too.

Thanks to all of you who've followed this goofy blog, who've bought my books, and who've "liked" my Facebook author page.  Only 14,700 "likes" to go before I catch up with  Joe Lansdale, which is my only goal for 2014.

And a not-so-fond farewell to 2013, which wasn't a great year around here.  I'm hoping the new year will be a lot better.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I Miss the Old Days

Sorry, But The Coolest New Years Eve Party Ever Happened In 1977

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year!


First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Man stabbed after giving girlfriend knife for Christmas 

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Or Maybe You Did

12 Things You Probably Didn't Know About New Year's Eve In Times Square

I'm Not Bidding

Professed owner says he'll put a curse on any buyer of mystery British portrait in Hampton  

Hat tip to Patrick Golden.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Florida man arrested for assaulting wife with turkey neck

I Don't Even Want to Think about It

The Millions : How Many Novelists are at Work in America?

Yet Another List I'm Not On

Top 10 Millionaires Who Went Missing

Song of the Day

▶ It's Just Another New Year's Eve - Lea Salonga - YouTube:

10 Literary Portraits of a Young Artist

10 Literary Portraits of a Young Artist

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The Weirdest New Year's Eve Traditions From Around The World

The Weirdest New Year's Eve Traditions From Around The World

Western Comics Focus- Six-Gun Gorilla: Long Days of Vengeance

Western Fictioneers: Western Comics Focus- Six-Gun Gorilla: Long Days of Vengeance

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Francis Iles, Before the Fact, Pocket Books, 1947

Hell Hath No Fury, etc.

floridatoday.com: A 48-year-old woman who police say was scorned by her fiance’s request for her to leave his house by New Year’s, remains jailed on charges she deliberately set off a Christmas Day fire in front of her children that gutted the man’s home.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

The 28 Most Memorable Movie Posters Of 2013

The 28 Most Memorable Movie Posters Of 2013

Hint: Texas

Who Is the Only Person to Be Elected Governor of 2 Different US States? 

Blood Bride Of The Cocodile

Blood Bride Of The Cocodile 

So He was Just Doing His Job

PD: Suspect in deadly stabbing claimed to work for Satan

A Literary Review of 2013

AbeBooks: A Literary Review of 2013: Well, it’s another year done and again J.K. Rowling is at the center of one of the top book stories of the year. Rowling made headlines in July when The Sunday Times of London revealed her as the writer behind the pseudonym Robert Galbraith, author of the crime novel The Cuckoo’s Calling. The book sold only 1,500 copies between its release in April and when Rowling was outed in July – afterwards, it soared to the top of the bestseller lists and signed first editions are currently selling for over $5,000.

15 Cartoons From The ‘80s You Probably Forgot Existed

15 Cartoons From The ‘80s You Probably Forgot Existed

Overlooked Movies: Flash Gordon (1980)

I like just about everything about this movie, and, yes, even the performance of Sam J. Jones is included in that statement.  Max von Sydow, as Ming the Merciless, is great, but let's not overlook Brian Blessed as Voltan and Melody Anderson as Dale Arden.  What?  You don't think she's great?  Well, you're just wrong, that's all.  Timothy Dalton, Topol, and Ornella Muti hold their own.  We don't get to see Peter Wyngarde's face, but his Klytus is still memorable.  If Dr. Zarkov happens to remind you of Seepy Benton, it's probably just a coincidence.

What else do I like?  The color is superb.  The soundtrack by Queen is classic.  Watch the trailer at the link below and see what I mean.  

Sure, it's campy.  Sure, the special effects are cheesy.  That's all intentional, and it works just fine for me.  And don't try to tell me the writers hadn't seen this digest cover.  I won't believe you.  

I watched this one again on Christmas day.  I'm glad I own the DVD and can watch it anytime at all.

Flash Gordon

▶ Flash Gordon - Official Trailer Movie (1980) HD - YouTube:

Monday, December 30, 2013

This Is Great

If Hallmark Wrote Kafka Fan Fiction

America is in love with its libraries

America is in love with its libraries: Pew report

Don't Bogart that Puffer, Flipper

Puff, puff, pass: Young dolphins deliberately chew puffer fish to get high with each other

The Decline of Western Civilization Continues Apace

Dating dinner duper getting own reality show

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Woman Busted For Attacking Live-In Boyfriend When He Refused To "Cuddle" In Bed 

Song of the Day

▶ Bing Crosby - Let's start the new year right - YouTube:

What's In a Name?

A person's surname can influence their career, experts claim

Today's Vintage Ad


Yet Another List I'm Not On

10 People Who Were The Youngest Of Their Kind

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Eric Ambler, Background to Danger, Pocket Books, 1945

10 Unsolved Mysteries From London

10 Unsolved Mysteries From London 

100 things we didn't know last year

100 things we didn't know last year

Here's a Plot Device for Your Next CSI Thriller

Researchers cull images reflected in people’s eyes with new forensics technique 

New Poem at The 5-2

The 5-2 | Crime Poetry Weekly, Annual Ebooks - Gerald So, Editor: Steve Peacock 1990, OR A CULTURALLY RESPONSIVE POEM

I For One Welcome Our New Skynet Master

Brainlike Computers, Learning From Experience

Get a Rope!

W. Pa. man charged with stealing cuffs in escape

Unexpected Uncle

▶ 1941 UNEXPECTED UNCLE TRAILER ANNE SHIRLEY - YouTube:

Sunday, December 29, 2013

"Felony Stupid"

"Felony Stupid" 

Here's the Plot for Your Next Espiionage Thriller

 Mail Online: The spying Scotsman who hunted the Nazis of New York: The amazing story of Britain's clandestine war on Hitler's agents... and his big-money backers in the US.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Or Maybe You Do

20 Surprising Facts You Might Not Know About 'Home Alone'

Song of the Day

▶ Dan Fogelberg - Same Auld Lang Syne Lyrics - YouTube:

Waiting for the End

Top 10 Times the World Almost Ended

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Texas judge claims he dragged girlfriend by hair, strangled her to ‘save her life’ 

Today's Vintage Ad


Top 10 Medieval News Stories of 2013

Top 10 Medieval News Stories of 2013

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Francis Breeding, Murdered: One by One, Popular Library, 1944

So Go Watch Some Schwartzenegger Movies, You Pinkos!

Sentimental films can influence political attitudes and make you more liberal, scientists say 

Thin Mints Inexplicably Not Included

10 Tiny Things That Caused Huge Riots 

How to Make Your Book a Bestseller

How to Make Your Book a Bestseller 

Wow

On Ice: 100 year-old negatives discovered in Antarctic: Conservators restoring an Antarctic exploration hut recently made a remarkable discovery: a small box of 22 exposed but unprocessed photographic negatives, frozen in a solid block of ice for nearly one hundred years. These negatives were meticulously processed and restored by a Wellington photography conservator.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Friday, December 20, 2013: The holidays got the best of one couple. Sheriff’s deputies were called to a house just south of Paradise after a husband and wife got into a fierce argument over wrapping Christmas presents.

Midnight Mary

▶ 1933 MIDNIGHT MARY TRAILER LORETTA YOUNG PRE-CODE - YouTube: